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Wow - tonight just got TOTALLY derailed

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EyeMWing

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Dad is barfing. Dad is the only person here capable of cooking meat. We were going to feast on like 50lbs of top sirloin tonight. Now we're eating frozen pizza.
 
I can't believe you are going to go without the sirloin when it only takes fire to cook it. Are you a girlie girl?
 
Wow, EyeMWing pwned by a dead cow.

50 lbs of meat? Dozens of people and they're all so scared of the heat they stay out of the kitchen?

Darwin laughs at you.
 
Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Not man enough to cook steak? Hand in your man card, bitch.
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I'm 18, have not yet been educated in the way of the meat. And my man card was revoked at the tender age of 16, anyway.
 
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Wow, EyeMWing pwned by a dead cow.

50 lbs of meat? Dozens of people and they're all so scared of the heat they stay out of the kitchen?

Darwin laughs at you.
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Yes - stupid familymembers. There are 3 or 4 people capable of cooking, but they're all drunk to the point they can't walk already. Damn old men and their cheap beer.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Not man enough to cook steak? Hand in your man card, bitch.
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I'm 18, have not yet been educated in the way of the meat. And my man card was revoked at the tender age of 16, anyway.
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There's a joke in there somewhere! 😛
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Not man enough to cook steak? Hand in your man card, bitch.
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I'm 18, have not yet been educated in the way of the meat. And my man card was revoked at the tender age of 16, anyway.
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Ah, don't feel so bad. Some people grow up *never* knowing how to cook stuff like that...and then they invite the whole neighborhood over for a BBQ....

Nate
 
Originally posted by: sonambulo
its not super hard, boy. do it yourself.

come on now, you know you can.
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No, I'm going to lock myself in my basement and listen to trance and jerk off all night now.
 
Guy it's not hard. Go start a fire on the grill, when the coals are going throw the meat on. When the meat is done take it off. Rocket surgery!
 
great googly moogly. Step 1. Make fire. Step 2. Add Meat. Step 3. wait....flip mean Step 4. Wait....take meat off fire. Eat
You Can Do It!
 
You're not going to be outdone by an eleven year old Boy Scout that only has two sticks to rub together, are you?
 
Originally posted by: Squisher
You're not going to be outdone by an eleven year old Boy Scout that only has two sticks to rub together, are you?
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Now that I think about it - it's probably in my best interests to make sure that this stuff DOES NOT get cooked - because if it doesn't, that means I'll be eating like a god for the next 2 months.
 
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