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Wow this is sad

What happened when the man with no arms tried to masturbate?
He was stumped.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a gully?
Rocky

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a field of marijuana?
Bud

What do you call an electrician with no arms and no legs?
Sparky

What do you call a plumber with no arms and no legs?
Wet

What do you call a cat with no legs?
Dogfood

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him anyway.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging over your window?
Curt n' Rod

What was the name of the limbless guy that fell in the fire?
Bernie

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under?
Doug

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 3 feet under?
Douglas

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and no torso?
Dick

What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team?
First base

What was the name of the limbless guy that was boiled by cannibals?
Stu

What was the name of the limbless girl who was stuck on a femce?
Barb

What was the name of the limbless guy that worked at the soda plant?
Tab

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium?
Mike

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your car?
Jack

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mail box?
Bill

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing?
Skip

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach?
Sandy

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground?
Phil

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to hold-up a bank?
Rob

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other, married to a politician?
Tipper

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on a dirt road?
Dusty

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who left a smudge on your floor?
Mark

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that just fell out of a boat?
Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs flying over a fence?
Homer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?
Frank

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?
Patty

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves?
Russell
 
Reminds me of a joke.

Women with no arms and no legs is sitting in her wheelchair at a pier watching people walk by.

She tells a man she has never been hugged, "can you hug me?" she asked. The man hugs her.
The next man she see's she says "I have never been kissed, can you kiss me?" The man reluctantly kisses her knowing it was for a good cause.
The next man she see's she says "I have never been fvcked before, can you fvck me?" The man picks her up and tosses her over the side and into the Ocean and says "Now you are fvcked".

 
Originally posted by: Genx87
Reminds me of a joke.

Women with no arms and no legs is sitting in her wheelchair at a pier watching people walk by.

She tells a man she has never been hugged, "can you hug me?" she asked. The man hugs her.
The next man she see's she says "I have never been kissed, can you kiss me?" The man reluctantly kisses her knowing it was for a good cause.
The next man she see's she says "I have never been fvcked before, can you fvck me?" The man picks her up and tosses her over the side and into the Ocean and says "Now you are fvcked".
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hahaha, that is funny stuff.
 
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Genx87
Reminds me of a joke.

Women with no arms and no legs is sitting in her wheelchair at a pier watching people walk by.

She tells a man she has never been hugged, "can you hug me?" she asked. The man hugs her.
The next man she see's she says "I have never been kissed, can you kiss me?" The man reluctantly kisses her knowing it was for a good cause.
The next man she see's she says "I have never been fvcked before, can you fvck me?" The man picks her up and tosses her over the side and into the Ocean and says "Now you are fvcked".
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hahaha, that is funny stuff.
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yea it is.
 
Originally posted by: Genx87
Reminds me of a joke.

Women with no arms and no legs is sitting in her wheelchair at a pier watching people walk by.

She tells a man she has never been hugged, "can you hug me?" she asked. The man hugs her.
The next man she see's she says "I have never been kissed, can you kiss me?" The man reluctantly kisses her knowing it was for a good cause.
The next man she see's she says "I have never been fvcked before, can you fvck me?" The man picks her up and tosses her over the side and into the Ocean and says "Now you are fvcked".
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That's not funny. That's sad. Poor woman. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
There is a poster on Genmay named The Handiman that has no arms or legs. He types and plays games, he's shown videos before.
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That's a cruel joke, eh?
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He named himself, I'm guessing that was the point 😛
 
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: Genx87
Reminds me of a joke.

Women with no arms and no legs is sitting in her wheelchair at a pier watching people walk by.

She tells a man she has never been hugged, "can you hug me?" she asked. The man hugs her.
The next man she see's she says "I have never been kissed, can you kiss me?" The man reluctantly kisses her knowing it was for a good cause.
The next man she see's she says "I have never been fvcked before, can you fvck me?" The man picks her up and tosses her over the side and into the Ocean and says "Now you are fvcked".
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That's not funny. That's sad. Poor woman. 🙁
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