Wow they've got girlfriends

[JeffCos]

Originally posted by: Mrvile

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Anyone can get a girlfriend, if you lower your standards enough.

So does imaginary count?

No, but i'm sure inflatible does

 

[Mrvile]

Damn I need to find 8 bucks fast.

 

[JulesMaximus]

My wife thinks you are jealous.

 

[Mrvile]

Repost.

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Repost.

i laughed. :thumbsup:

 

[StageLeft]

At least most of them don't have their girlfriend in their sig!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: nick1985
my girlfriend thinks you are a loser.

my girlfriend can beat up your girlfriend. 😀

oh yeah? well my E-penis is [--------------THIS---------------] much longer than yours. 😛

My Real Penis is [-----------------------------------THIS-----------------------------------] much longer than yours. 😛

In reality all your penii are the same length...3 inches.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
What about those people that post saying something their girlfriend said or does? What's in the post doesn't matter at all, it's just one big statement, "I'm a nerd and I've got a girlfriend at the same time." Good for them. Christ.

i agree...i hate all these morons and idiots who posts useless things about them and their gf's.

What's really lame is when they mention their gf by first name and make it seem like people actually know them personally and that we're all buddy buddies, or that they are really important or some sh!t like that.

For example, some asshat will say "so I came home from work and amy (just randomly picked a girl's name) was playing WoW, etc etc".

 

[Aharami]

my old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out here for the dance. but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now.

 

[RelaxTheMind]

Originally posted by: Aharami
my old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out here for the dance. but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now.

i like her bangs..

 

[UNCjigga]

I for one do not have a girlfriend nor have I had one in the past two years (only a couple one night stands.) Now how much smaller did my epenis get?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: nick1985
my girlfriend thinks you are a loser.

my girlfriend can beat up your girlfriend. 😀

oh yeah? well my E-penis is [--------------THIS---------------] much longer than yours. 😛

And your girlfriend's penis is [--------------------THIS--------------------] much longer than yours 😉

 

[blakeatwork]

My wife, mistress, lover and Rub N' Tugger all think you need to rub one out...

😛

 

[helo7050]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
My ex-girlfriend got tag-teamed on a boat.

Yeah, that's right.

And then my next ex-girlfriend left me for a Mexican (literally. Unfortunately, he's here on a visa, so I can't revenge-INS his ass)

dude are you serious? you got bad luck with women. . .

 

[arcenite]

Don't worry op, You aren't as straight as I am :beer:

 

[Freejack2]

My cat thinks this thread sucks. 😛

 

[MetalMat]

GO surf the hot deals forum, save some money, buy a prostitute, and stop complaining.

 

[Mo0o]

My right hand thinks you're complaining too much.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
My ex-girlfriend got tag-teamed on a boat.

Yeah, that's right.

And then my next ex-girlfriend left me for a Mexican (literally. Unfortunately, he's here on a visa, so I can't revenge-INS his ass)

Haha... of all the Mexicans in this country, you woman got stolen by one of the half dozen that's here legally... what luck.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
My ex-girlfriend got tag-teamed on a boat.

Yeah, that's right.

And then my next ex-girlfriend left me for a Mexican (literally. Unfortunately, he's here on a visa, so I can't revenge-INS his ass)

It could have been worse...she could have left you for an Asian dude.

J/K...I joke...I joke! :laugh:

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Repost.

Nice! Never seen anyone Repost their own thread. 😀

 

[Hammer]

this thread is pathetic.

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: Freejack2
My cat is my girlfriend. 😛

fixed

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: nick1985
my girlfriend thinks you are jealous

OH YOU GOT SERVED

 

[isasir]

The girl I'm talking to over IM said she's going to kick your ass.