WOW, take the actual Rorschach test here, you'll learn a lot about yourself.

[Zeze]

http://psychwatch.blogspot.com/2009/07/how-to-interpret-your-rorschach-ink.html

Describe what you're seeing on the image. I don't think you're rushed or have to take the first response as the answer. Just describe it.

Then it gives you 'answers' of what you're seeing - literally a window.

I'll share mine, but SPOILERS. Don't read this and ruin it by mine influencing yours.




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1. Plate I: I see a wolf with 4 eyes. I also see a mirrored cute foxy-like creature standing confidently. I'll go with wolf if I had to choose. So apparently I'm paranoid. Oh wow, that's surprising because I don't particularly think I am. Then it's AMAZING that perhaps I'm now a father of two, I just become protective of my surroundings. I'd like to think that's the reason for my heightened worry.

2. I see two festive townsfolks high-fiving each other. They seem committed to a dance or a teamplay. Or they're just very friendly to each other. It's good that I saw people because if I didn't it's a sign I have trouble relating to people. I think I'm an introvert, but I guess I'm totally good at relating with people.

3. I see a two ladies in a kitchen, working together. I also see a snake, a mouse, an uneasy figure. But ladies are my foremost response. HOLY COW I'M GAY LOL. I see two female figures = I'm teh gay. But then this image is apparently controversial and not accurate.

4. This one realllly creeps me out because when I saw the answer - it's the most common one. It's amazing how some blotches illicit an imagery that's all collectively similar. My response was a giant looking down on you. You see the head at the top. And it's an angular 'looking-up' shot where you got the big feet enlarged left and right. You're essentially looking up at this hostile giant.

Wow, I view my dad as a hostile figure. But we have a great relationship! Perhaps how we fought a lot when I was younger? BUT THEN Again, who the hell looks at this image and think of a pleasant figure? [edit] Yea I was right, the #1 common response is a giant + threatening. That can't be right that everyone hate their dads.

5. A butterfly (antenna center top). Top down. It's not a fragile butterfly, but he's full of confidence. He got heart and he's flying over the woods.

6. Floral dress at first. But then the very thin figure at center is obviously alien-like. She looks regal wearing the dress. She seem intimidating, but you don't know if she's hostile or good intentioned. So this is my attitude about sexuality. So I guess sex is like an alien figure wearing a human floral dress? WTF. Am I gay again

7. Two shitty profiles of girls with cute noses and wearing a feathered hat They're waitresses or chefs. At first though it looked like a crazy bug split in half and still animated. Oh shit this is how I feel about my mom?? I saw them as friendly to each other, recognizing each other. Yay, this is accurate.

8. A carapaced bugstanding up looking at you, with the claws hanging down. He may seem menacing, but not 100%. Sick armor plates. LOL I AM MENTALLY DEFECTIVE, I failed to see the animal (which I do now).

 

[DietDrThunder]

Now go back and see if you can see what I saw.

1. A Bat
2. 2 Clowns
3. 2 men washing their hands in a pot.
4. A guy riding a Harley
5. Another bat
6. Wolf hide
7. Two rabbits looking at each other
8. Four legged Alien with shielded weapons on each arm
9. Man sitting on toilet with his slacks pulled down below his knees wearing red shoes.
10. Aquarium with different fish, sea horses, and crabs

 

[nakedfrog]

How 'bout that part where the lead-up to the images is about how they're useless as a psychological test?

 

[DietDrThunder]

How 'bout that part where the lead-up to the images is about how they're useless as a psychological test?

Yeah, I noticed this as well, but I did the test for fun anyway.

 

[William Gaatjes]

1 Pelvic Skeleton with SI joint.

2 two pups rubbing their noses against each other and some weird red stains.

3 Pelvic skeleton.

4 pug dog which sticks his tongue out or is puking.

5 Brown long eared bat flying and seen from above.

6 alien mouth.

7 Insane laughing character with beard.

8 Star trek defiant.

9 Mirrored shrimps.

10 Eiffel tower on top and deep sea critters on the side.

 

[Drako]

1. Vagina
2. Vagina
3. Vagina
4. Vagina
5. Vagina
6. Vagina
7. Two Vaginas
8. Vagina
9. Vagina
10. Vagina

What do I win?

 

[Fardringle]

1. Vagina
2. Vagina
3. Vagina
4. Vagina
5. Vagina
6. Vagina
7. Two Vaginas
8. Vagina
9. Vagina
10. Vagina

What do I win?

Yep. If ever forced to actually do one of these, give the most sexually specific responses you can, or try to come up with something totally unexpected and not at all sexual, preferably something that doesn't look anything at all like the ink blot. Either way, just to mess with the analyst.

 

[madoka]

HOLY COW I'M GAY LOL. I see two female figures = I'm teh gay.

Describe what you see when you look at these two women:

 

[Anubis]

what i see

ink blobs
ink blobs
ink blobs
ink blobs
ink blobs
ink blobs
ink blobs
ink blobs
ink blobs
ink blobs
ink blobs

 

[Crono]

The only sane answer is "Rorschach is bullshit". Any other answer means you are probably a serial killer.

 

[DietDrThunder]

The only sane answer is "Rorschach is bullshit". Any other answer means you are probably a serial killer.

How did you know? Oops! Never mind.

 

[ElFenix]

i'm more normal than i thought. fusetalkdisappointedsmiley.jpg

 

[Thebobo]

I borrowed some of cepaks post

1. Road kill Bat
2. Road kill 2 Clowns
3. Road kill 2 men washing their hands in a pot.
4. Road kill A guy that was riding a Harley
5. Road kill Another bat
6. Rotted Road kill Wolf hide
7. Road kill Two rabbits
8. Road kill Four legged Alien
9. Musical instrument Stringed
10. Eiffel Tower

 

[Udgnim]

1) Bat
2) Two cartoon dwarfs / smurfs mirroring each other
3) First thing was ovaries but that could have been because the beginning of the article talks about sexual imagery, then later I saw 2 Woman sticking their ass out. This interpretation is most certainly a product of modern times. Didn't notice the penises until reading the analysis.
4) Animal skin
5) Bat / moth
6) Don't really see anything. Closest thing was animal skin but only the lower half.
7) Eventually saw a downwards arrow or arrowhead
8) See two animals on the sides
9) Just see a symmetrical ink blot of colors
10) Just see a symmetrical ink blot of colors

 

[WelshBloke]

A dog with its head split open A pretty butterfly.

(I didn't look at any tbh but a cookie if you get the reference)

 

[kranky]

Years ago I took that test in middle school as part of some evaluation for a private school. I think I answered 80% of them "I don't see anything". He'd say "take your time". I'd wait a little bit and repeat the same thing. I sincerely could not get the idea. Near the end I was pretty frustrated and would have liked to quit. Nothing came of the test and I declined the move to a private school.

Later in high school I was in the guidance counselor's office talking about college plans when he got called out to go see someone and left me in the office. I peeked in my file on the desk and saw the ink blot writeup. The psychologist's report of my test said I had all kinds of problems - anti-social, low intelligence, uncooperative.

To this day I think my only "problem" with the ink blot test is I suck at seeing something when there is nothing. I get that other people can do it, it's just not my thing. I would plead guilty to not being creative visually and having no artistic talent, maybe that's a factor.

 

[WelshBloke]

To this day I think my only "problem" with the ink blot test is I suck at seeing something when there is nothing. I get that other people can do it, it's just not my thing. I would plead guilty to not being creative visually and having no artistic talent, maybe that's a factor.

I think that your "problem" is that that test is utter and total unmitigated bullshit.

 

[SKORPI0]

1. 2 Gremlins/demons hanging on a pedestal.
2. 2 gnomes giving a high five.
3. 2 transgender (note the breast and penis) washing their hands on a basin.
4. Christmas socks hanging.
5. A bat.
6. Some kind of string instrument.
7. thumbs up and middle finger.
8. small animal with tail climbing on side of rock.
9. 2 moose heads.
10. seahorses eating seaweed.

 

[nakedfrog]

A dog with its head split open A pretty butterfly.

(I didn't look at any tbh but a cookie if you get the reference)

That trench coat is very becoming on you. Maybe consider a bath, though.

 

[snoopy7548]

I see pretty much everything that the explanations state, either after closer examination/thought or reading the descriptions and looking again.

Here are my immediate thoughts to the ink blots:

1. Witch/sorcerer casting a spell was my first thought, second thought was butterfly
2. A face in agony
3. Two dog-beings scratching on DJ tables
4. Big furry beast stretched out on its back relaxing
5. Moth
6. A sword in a stone
7. Two women facing each other
8. Two chameleons climbing
9. Two kings with long finger hands sitting on high thrones facing each other
10. Various ocean/sea creatures floating

EDIT:
Just went back and looked more closely. Here's what I see after studying the images:

1. Still a hooded/cloaked being casting a spell, with the "wings" being its massive cloak, or elephants pulling it apart
2. The face in agony stands out, but I see two jesters kneeling and facing each other, palms pressed against each others'
3. Still two dogs DJing, with guitars hanging up on the walls and a butterfly between them, or two naked dudes with boners DJing
4. Still a big furry beast relaxing on its back, with a moth's head
5. Moth with pincers, or guy in rabbit suit with huge puffed up arms outstretched (like that scene in A Nightmare on Elm Street when Freddy had the massive arms). I also see two men (one on each side) with their heads down and hiding behind their hands
6. Still a sword in a stone
7. Still two women facing each other. I also see pig heads below the women's heads
8. Maybe two wolves/bears climbing. Looks like the a green face at the top is giving them a helping hand, but they are tearing apart its mask, revealing its mouth
9. Two fat beings with long fingers sitting in big chairs, on top of hippos being stabbed with swords
10. Still various ocean/sea creatures floating, or the Eiffel Tower

 

[Hans Gruber]

One gentleman took the test and identified the antichrist. Another took the test and identified the original motherfucker.

 

[Zeze]

One gentleman took the test and identified the antichrist. Another took the test and identified the original motherfucker.

The effectiveness of the test is hotly debated.

BUT it is proven in identifying schizophrenics. They often see multiple figures in these blotches. I mean that's amazing that they can accurately do that.

 

[Skunk-Works]

I saw a mask, x-rays, sea horses and other shit that seems to be from an acid trip in the 60's.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I mostly see a variation of blood splatter patterns of innocent children that ended up in a book that was closed and opened again. Probably in a classroom setting. The profile of the blood splatters seem to indicate some kind of assault style rifle.

 

[Six]

I saw a bunch of dead animals, two girls, and godzilla curled backward like a gymnast. I think I'm gay now too.