wow.. some people..

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MagnusTheBrewer

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Well, she's not the first too dumb to serve on a jury, just the first too dumb to show up. I've know a few judges who would have dropped her into a hole for a month til they got around to sentencing her.
 

xSauronx

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Until you decide to get the with times, you get this:

my only problem with this is the same problem i have with voicemails:

i can read faster than some chatterbox motherfucker can speak and some things i wont give enough of a fuck about to finish listening to.
 

Lifted

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Until you decide to get the with times, you get this:

I attempted to watch it, but I'm not watching a 30 second commercial when I can read the story in 15 seconds.

Now I just have to wait for somebody to post the story. :p
 

gorcorps

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my only problem with this is the same problem i have with voicemails:

i can read faster than some chatterbox motherfucker can speak and some things i wont give enough of a fuck about to finish listening to.

I know, I agree. I was trying to be sarcastic given the rather poor english of the OP to boot...

I particularly hate news vids because I can't watch at work.


edit: FUCK... I just had some thoughts on what to do with my 20k post.
 

mmntech

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They should just get seniors to serve on juries. It combines all the things old people love: long winded stories, courtroom drama, judging minorities, sitting and staring for hours on end, consuming vast quantities of coffee and donuts...
 

BladeVenom

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I'm surprised she was selected as a juror in the first place.

She's the kind of person lawyers want on a jury, someone dumb enough to believe them.

The more education you have, the more likely they won't want you on a jury.
 

Raduque

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Aug 22, 2004
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The only time (so far) i've been selected for jury duty, they didn't even need us. Just made us sit and stand around for like 6 hours, and the guy took a plea bargain. All 100-ish of the candidates got to watch his sentencing though.

I think they gave me $30 for the day?
 

Bacstar

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She said the vacation was planned six months ago. Courts are pretty good about deferring your summons to a later date when asked. Pretty weak excuses, and if english is her 2nd language...wonder if the judge could get her citizenship reviewed and get her deported?
 

T_Yamamoto

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They should just get seniors to serve on juries. It combines all the things old people love: long winded stories, courtroom drama, judging minorities, sitting and staring for hours on end, consuming vast quantities of coffee and donuts...

Lol. And most likely racist
 
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