Wow, one of the worst cases of moron

[Nitemare]

Cool, I didn't know China had a province called Pennsylvania.

 

[CottonRabbit]

I think you met this guy in real life:

Originally posted by: erwin1978
Why is there Chinese translation of the country names? Why do they have to make stuff up?

 

[Scouzer]

Originally posted by: Slick5150

Originally posted by: BornStar

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Reminds me of a conversation I had on a train in Chicago a few months ago. My brother-in-law and me were heading to the Chi. Blackhawks game. They were playing the Vancouver Canucks. So I'm sitting there and my brother hands me my ticket... this is when this scrappy looking crazy wierd guy starts talking.

Guy: Going to the hockey game?
Me: Yep.

Guy: Who are they playing?
Me: Vancouver

Guy: Ah, the Canadians...
Me: No, its the Vancouver Canucks

Guy: They are the canadians right?
Me: No, thats Montreal.

*Now the guy is getting agitated*

Guy: Yea, they are Canadian!
Me: Well, ya, the city is in Canada... but they aren't the Canadians. That's Montreal.

Guy: Ya, but they are Canadian!
Me: Well, I'm sure some of the players on the team are Canadian... and the team is located in Canada...

Guy: Exactly, what I said, they are Canadian.
Me: I guess so then...

Guy: See, I was right.
Me: Uh... ya.

It's the Montreal Canadiens.

And if you're from there, its Les Habitants.

Or if you're an English speaking Montrealer, it's The Habs

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
He'll be telling his friends how not only are our jobs going there, but now our states.

LOL 10/10

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.

As a certified mapographer and mapamatician, I agree.

 

[axelfox]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Reminds me of a conversation I had on a train in Chicago a few months ago. My brother-in-law and me were heading to the Chi. Blackhawks game. They were playing the Vancouver Canucks. So I'm sitting there and my brother hands me my ticket... this is when this scrappy looking crazy wierd guy starts talking.

Guy: Going to the hockey game?
Me: Yep.

Guy: Who are they playing?
Me: Vancouver

Guy: Ah, the Canadians...
Me: No, its the Vancouver Canucks

Guy: They are the canadians right?
Me: No, thats Montreal.

*Now the guy is getting agitated*

Guy: Yea, they are Canadian!
Me: Well, ya, the city is in Canada... but they aren't the Canadians. That's Montreal.

Guy: Ya, but they are Canadian!
Me: Well, I'm sure some of the players on the team are Canadian... and the team is located in Canada...

Guy: Exactly, what I said, they are Canadian.
Me: I guess so then...

Guy: See, I was right.
Me: Uh... ya.

That's where you went wrong. You should have said "Canadiens"

Edit: Doh, beat me to it.

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: Svnla

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
He'll be telling his friends how not only are our jobs going there, but now our states.

QFT....LOL... What next? Oh no...Those Chinese are going after the US national song.. Copy it and then lip sing it.

As opposed to toe singing it?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: QurazyQuisp
Wait, you aren't from China?

He's from the Pennsylvania province of China, didn't you read?

It's our sister province. We American Pennsylvanians are very proud.

We have a thriving and vital relationship.

We send them Bibles and condoms, they stock our dollar stores with crap.

 

[Pocatello]

People are still confused about the state of Georgia and the country of Georgia.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Pocatello
People are still confused about the state of Georgia and the country of Georgia.

yeah...i was hoping Atlanta was ok when i heard about conflicts in Georgia.

 

[Passions]

Why do you say you are from "the States"?

I only find foreigners calling America that, usually I just say I'm from America, and not "the States."

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: Passions
Why do you say you are from "the States"?

I only find foreigners calling America that, usually I just say I'm from America, and not "the States."

"The States" seems much more natural if you're in a foreign country at the time.

 

[alkemyst]

huh, what, wait...so who is the moron?