Wow, my dad has NO balls left...

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her209

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Ohhh, and he ain't pu$$y whipped as I'd venture to say neither of them have been laid in the last decade. Not that I mind that.....
LOL no way, she's probably wild in bed. Why else would he take that kind of abuse if he wasn't getting anything out of it? From my experience, people who are controlling in real life, are really submissive in bed... that's why you get things like judges going to dominitrix to treat them like dogs. Your parents probably have a wild sex life. You ever find collars, handcuffs, whips, etc in their bedroom?
They are 53... ewwwwwww.

 

Looney

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Ohhh, and he ain't pu$$y whipped as I'd venture to say neither of them have been laid in the last decade. Not that I mind that.....
LOL no way, she's probably wild in bed. Why else would he take that kind of abuse if he wasn't getting anything out of it? From my experience, people who are controlling in real life, are really submissive in bed... that's why you get things like judges going to dominitrix to treat them like dogs. Your parents probably have a wild sex life. You ever find collars, handcuffs, whips, etc in their bedroom?
They are 53... ewwwwwww.

So? You think older people don't have sex?! I bet your parents are boning each other right now!
 

Jugernot

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Ohhh, and he ain't pu$$y whipped as I'd venture to say neither of them have been laid in the last decade. Not that I mind that.....
LOL no way, she's probably wild in bed. Why else would he take that kind of abuse if he wasn't getting anything out of it? From my experience, people who are controlling in real life, are really submissive in bed... that's why you get things like judges going to dominitrix to treat them like dogs. Your parents probably have a wild sex life. You ever find collars, handcuffs, whips, etc in their bedroom?
They are 53... ewwwwwww.

EXACTLY....... :Q
 

her209

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Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Ohhh, and he ain't pu$$y whipped as I'd venture to say neither of them have been laid in the last decade. Not that I mind that.....
LOL no way, she's probably wild in bed. Why else would he take that kind of abuse if he wasn't getting anything out of it? From my experience, people who are controlling in real life, are really submissive in bed... that's why you get things like judges going to dominitrix to treat them like dogs. Your parents probably have a wild sex life. You ever find collars, handcuffs, whips, etc in their bedroom?
They are 53... ewwwwwww.
So? You think older people don't have sex?! I bet your parents are boning each other right now!
Sorry, I don't think about my parents or mature people boning each other.

 

cressida

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Sep 10, 2000
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Women these days, always trying to take control of the family. If I ever get married and my wife is like that, I would beat her and show her where she belongs. j/k

This thread just reminds me when my friend went to a party (he was drunk) and he dropped his unopened beer can and some girl picked it up for him and he said "that's right b!itch, that's where you belong".
 

flxnimprtmscl

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I think what he really needs is a testosterone injection. I'm not sure if they make gallon sized syringes though.
 

datalink7

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Ohhh, and he ain't pu$$y whipped as I'd venture to say neither of them have been laid in the last decade. Not that I mind that.....

LOL no way, she's probably wild in bed. Why else would he take that kind of abuse if he wasn't getting anything out of it? From my experience, people who are controlling in real life, are really submissive in bed... that's why you get things like judges going to dominitrix to treat them like dogs. Your parents probably have a wild sex life. You ever find collars, handcuffs, whips, etc in their bedroom?

Speeking of Dominitrix, my sister knows someone who does this in New York and they get $85/hour plus tips! :Q
 

StageLeft

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Sep 29, 2000
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Yep I have to conclude your dad is a f**kin pussy! In marriage guys (and girls) will know when something isn't worth fighting, but your dad just sounds straight up whipped.
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Ohhh, and he ain't pu$$y whipped as I'd venture to say neither of them have been laid in the last decade. Not that I mind that.....
LOL no way, she's probably wild in bed. Why else would he take that kind of abuse if he wasn't getting anything out of it? From my experience, people who are controlling in real life, are really submissive in bed... that's why you get things like judges going to dominitrix to treat them like dogs. Your parents probably have a wild sex life. You ever find collars, handcuffs, whips, etc in their bedroom?
They are 53... ewwwwwww.
So? You think older people don't have sex?! I bet your parents are boning each other right now!
Sorry, I don't think about my parents or mature people boning each other.

what you think viagra is for? :p
 

Cyberian

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Originally posted by: her209
Sorry, I don't think about my parents or mature people boning each other.[/quote]Well, I think you should think again there, junior!