My parents have been married for 31 years (they are both 53) and I've always known that my mom wore the pants in the family, but now I know for a fact that my dad has no balls left. :|
Late last week, my mom decided she was going to rent out a room in their house as a Bed and Breakfast. Nevermind that my mom isn't the tidest person (I'm trying to be nice... their house looks like a war zone) and she can't cook worth a damn. ANyway, my dad tells me that he wishes she wouldn't do it. So I tell him to confront her and he says "No, it's not worth it. I'll just let her do it." That is always what he says, no matter if he thinks she is right or wrong.
Anyway, last week my mom brought this old ripped up chair home that was missing a cushion and was all ripped up. I ask her where she got it and she says "It was next to a dumpster. I figured I could put new fabric on it and it would be good as new." (Translated that means she'll make my dad do all the work to do it.) Nevermind the fact that the thing is disgustingly dirty with brown stains all over it... yes, that's right it could be someone crap, piss, semen, etc. all over the thing.
So I tell her my dad about it and he says "Dammit, she is always bring crap home. I wish I could just take the thing away." So I say "Well, I'll take it away for you." to which he responds "Just make sure you do when she isn't home."
Well, today rolls along and I drive by and see she isn't home, so I grab the nasty chair and shove it in the back of my truck. I take it down to the dump and throw it in the trash, where it belongs!
Well, my parents get home and yell out "Joe, you didn't haul away that chair did you?" To which I yell back "Hell yes, I did!" My mom is screaming at me and I can hear my dad in the background saying "NOOOO!! Dammit, jesus christ boy!" And he says "Well go back down to the dump and get it back!" I say, "Helllllllll, NO! That chair is disgusting!" to which he replies "Fine, I'll go get it!"
WTF? Away from my mom he's a macho man, but he looses all his balls when she is within ear shot! Yes, I realize that most guys are like this, but to have my own father turn on me over something we agreed on, just because he was in front of my mom is crap!
Ohhh, and he ain't pu$$y whipped as I'd venture to say neither of them have been laid in the last decade. Not that I mind that.....
Anyway, sucks to know your dad doesn't stick up for you when it comes to something you both agree on.
Jugs
Late last week, my mom decided she was going to rent out a room in their house as a Bed and Breakfast. Nevermind that my mom isn't the tidest person (I'm trying to be nice... their house looks like a war zone) and she can't cook worth a damn. ANyway, my dad tells me that he wishes she wouldn't do it. So I tell him to confront her and he says "No, it's not worth it. I'll just let her do it." That is always what he says, no matter if he thinks she is right or wrong.
Anyway, last week my mom brought this old ripped up chair home that was missing a cushion and was all ripped up. I ask her where she got it and she says "It was next to a dumpster. I figured I could put new fabric on it and it would be good as new." (Translated that means she'll make my dad do all the work to do it.) Nevermind the fact that the thing is disgustingly dirty with brown stains all over it... yes, that's right it could be someone crap, piss, semen, etc. all over the thing.
So I tell her my dad about it and he says "Dammit, she is always bring crap home. I wish I could just take the thing away." So I say "Well, I'll take it away for you." to which he responds "Just make sure you do when she isn't home."
Well, today rolls along and I drive by and see she isn't home, so I grab the nasty chair and shove it in the back of my truck. I take it down to the dump and throw it in the trash, where it belongs!
Well, my parents get home and yell out "Joe, you didn't haul away that chair did you?" To which I yell back "Hell yes, I did!" My mom is screaming at me and I can hear my dad in the background saying "NOOOO!! Dammit, jesus christ boy!" And he says "Well go back down to the dump and get it back!" I say, "Helllllllll, NO! That chair is disgusting!" to which he replies "Fine, I'll go get it!"
WTF? Away from my mom he's a macho man, but he looses all his balls when she is within ear shot! Yes, I realize that most guys are like this, but to have my own father turn on me over something we agreed on, just because he was in front of my mom is crap!
Ohhh, and he ain't pu$$y whipped as I'd venture to say neither of them have been laid in the last decade. Not that I mind that.....
Anyway, sucks to know your dad doesn't stick up for you when it comes to something you both agree on.
Jugs
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