Wow, Master of Disguise is That Bad?

BDawg

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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Rotten Tomatoes

Not a single even slightly positive review...so dissapointing since I'm a Dana Carvey fan.

"A 75-minute sample of puerile rubbish that is listless, witless, and devoid of anything resembling humor."
-- James Berardinelli, JAMES BERARDINELLI'S REELVIEWS'

But at least it's not as bad as Freddy Got Fingered. :)
 

Ramsnake

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Apr 12, 2002
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yeah baby yeah!!!!!...i thought battlefield earth was the lowest rated at 6% in the tomatometer reading.well now i get to watch 0%....this is a historical moment. anyone else know abt other movies which got a zero rating . please tell me.
 

amnesiac

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
15,781
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Jeez.. you realize with a ZERO rating that means even the STUPIDEST critics didn't like it. I mean, there were people who bashed LOTR, Amelie, Beautiful Mind, etc., and gave positive ratings to Batman & Robin and Battlefield Earth.. but NO ONE liked this movie? Incredible. I must go see it.
 

Mill

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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3
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I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.
 

Stark

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Jun 16, 2000
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After reading those reviews,
I almost want to go see how bad it is.
 

neovan

Diamond Member
Mar 8, 2001
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Is Dana Carvey trying to compete with his Wayne's World costar, Mike Myers?

I guess seeing all the success Myers is having is starting to get to him.
 

Ramsnake

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Apr 12, 2002
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Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Jeez.. you realize with a ZERO rating that means even the STUPIDEST critics didn't like it. I mean, there were people who bashed LOTR, Amelie, Beautiful Mind, etc., and gave positive ratings to Batman & Robin and Battlefield Earth.. but NO ONE liked this movie? Incredible. I must go see it.


yup...i too wanna see it..... how is a zero rating possible...there must be a minority somewhere....there must be someone in the production crew atleast who thought the movie was good. i think ill take a bunch of friends to this movie and piss them off...:D
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
40,856
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Originally posted by: Millenium
I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.

that is why i won't see it. I think Dana Carvey uncensored is MUCH funnier.
 

Electric Amish

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Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Millenium
I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.

that is why i won't see it. I think Dana Carvey uncensored is MUCH funnier.

Fscking Forty-Niners!!!

amish :D
 

Ramsnake

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Apr 12, 2002
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do i see a cult fan following for this movie out of sympathy.........
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the great dana carvey...a true wasted talent...he shoulda coulda done a few roles in hollywood for his fans. as always family can in between...more specifically wifey....
 

Deeko

Lifer
Jun 16, 2000
30,215
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The commercials for that commercial pissed me off because they were so annoying :) I'm glad I'm not the only person to think its terrible.
 

BDawg

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
11,631
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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Millenium
I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.

that is why i won't see it. I think Dana Carvey uncensored is MUCH funnier.

Fscking Forty-Niners!!!

amish :D

Buy me that useless piece of plastic!

 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
40,856
311
126
Originally posted by: BDawg
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Millenium
I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.

that is why i won't see it. I think Dana Carvey uncensored is MUCH funnier.

Fscking Forty-Niners!!!

amish :D

Buy me that useless piece of plastic!

IT'S NAKED TIIIMMMMEEE!!!!!! :D
 

Electric Amish

Elite Member
Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: BDawg
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Millenium
I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.

that is why i won't see it. I think Dana Carvey uncensored is MUCH funnier.

Fscking Forty-Niners!!!

amish :D

Buy me that useless piece of plastic!

IT'S NAKED TIIIMMMMEEE!!!!!! :D

Chopping broccoli
I'm chopping broccoliiiiiiii
Chopping broccoli


amish
 

Noriaki

Lifer
Jun 3, 2000
13,640
1
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Originally posted by: heat23
TURTLE!! TURTLE!!


argh
so annoying..

but dana carvey is da man!

It just makes me want to do something violent to my TV every time that commerical is on it.

Die die die die die die die!!!!

I hate that Turtle bit soooooo much.

I like Dana Carvey...but this movie is horrid.