Wow...just wow... I can't belive people.

[RichardE]

Me: Hi Ma'm, you requested a supervisor how can I help you?

Her: Hi, I want to know why (isp) deleted word documents?

Me: Um..well, we don't...

Her: You do You do, I called my IT tech guy, and said its not a computer problem, the internet must have done it!

Me: Umm, m'am, we install no progrma son your computer, we wouldn't be able to delete it even if we wanted to.

Her: Maybe it got stuck in one of those pipes when I was trying to email it to myself?

Me: .....

Her: Are you still there?

Me: Ugh, yes m'am, what did you say again?

Her: Well, the internet slows down in the pipes from the big companies! Maybe it got lost in there!

Me: (thinking of how to get off this call) Well yes m'am, that could be possible I suppose...

Her: Maybe one of the big companies did it! I bet they dumped it because we are the small people!

Me: .....

Her: I'm going to call Wallmart and complain! Thank you!

Me: Ok, well anything else I can help you with today?

Her: Nope, you helped so much, thanks!

Me: (closing script)

Than me and my employee laughed our assess off for 10 minutes

 

[JS80]

I thought you were creating a thread about this guy.

 

[amdforever2]

 

[Nutdotnet]

Congratulations!

You're officially a dork.

HOORAY!

 

[TuxDave]

:Q

 

[dighn]

prank call/crazy woman?

 

[Quasmo]

those internet pipes!

 

[mugs]

Sounds like a prank call

 

[veggz]

Hahahaha

Perhaps it is time to upgrade your pipes, so little men don't get screwed over again in the future.

 

[mwtgg]

THE INTERNET IS NOT A DUMP TRUCK!

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: mugs
Sounds like a prank call

She was extremly upset at first, I have had pranks before, she sounded serious..and looking at her call history she isn't the most computer savvy person, I sadly think it was legit

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: dighn
prank call/crazy woman?

some nutty old senator was going on about the internet a week or two ago and trying to explain it with "pipes"

i didnt think people actually watched cspan enough to ever hear a reference to it

 

[veggz]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: dighn
prank call/crazy woman?

some nutty old senator was going on about the internet a week or two ago and trying to explain it with "pipes"

i didnt think people actually watched cspan enough to ever hear a reference to it

Yes, I believe that is where the dump truck reference is from, if I recall correctly

 

[cubby1223]

Well, you've figured out why her tech guy told her what he did.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: mugs
Sounds like a prank call

She was extremly upset at first, I have had pranks before, she sounded serious..and looking at her call history she isn't the most computer savvy person, I sadly think it was legit

Yeah, it's not funny enough for a prank.

 

[EngenZerO]

lol... pipes...

 

[DurocShark]

I wonder what the walmart receptionist she got on the phone thought.

 

[NanoStuff]

Stop clogging our internets you goddamned tube blockers you!

 

[SlitheryDee]

What we need is BIGGER TUBES!

 

[MisterJackson]

You clearly should have told her to pour drano doun her computers "air holes" in order to unclog the pipes

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
What we need is BIGGER TUBES!

Someone call me?

*THUMP*

 

[thehstrybean]

LoLerskates

 

[Fritzo]

I get stuff like that once a week. Lots of crazies out there.

 

[bigrash]

shens!

 

[AdamK47]

Here you go. Enjoy!