wow, i have acheieved the ultimate in laziness and income

[Walleye]

for an 18 year old....


i get paid 15 an hour to sit and every 20 minutes or so type 15 characters into a prompt and either flip or replace a magneto-optical disk.

simply amazing.

 

[minendo]

I could get paid $50 for about 5 minutes of work, but I don't feel like filling a cup.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: minendo
I could get paid $50 for about 5 minutes of work, but I don't feel like filling a cup.

you cant do that all day... but you could do it every day i suppose.....

 

[her209]

Wee...

 

[cpals]

Hook me up.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: cpals
Hook me up.

only one surfacing machine


and i cant have others stealing my lazy job

 

[MaxDSP]

what kind of a job is this now?

 

[Brutuskend]

You suck!

Please DIE!!

 

[thedarkwolf]

Well I am pretty close. I get paid $10 an hour to sit in a computer lab all night long.

BTW I am at work NOW

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You suck!

Please DIE!!

haha that reminds me.. /arnie "I can not COMPLY"

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
what kind of a job is this now?

used to be data entry.

currently it's surfacing platters.


magneto-optical disks... the 5.2 gig variety.

 

[SWScorch]

I get paid minimum wage for a progframming job. right now I'm interfacing with laser instruments thru the rs 232 port.

 

[slackerinabox]

I used to get paid $38/hour to watch people type (when I was 19).... Of course, I had to break up a fight once.. Sigh, I miss that job!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: minendo
I could get paid $50 for about 5 minutes of work, but I don't feel like filling a cup.

you cant do that all day... but you could do it every day i suppose.....

I could make about $1000/day doing that...


I am the leading cause of death among kittens

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: Walleye
for an 18 year old....


i get paid 15 an hour to sit and every 20 minutes or so type 15 characters into a prompt and either flip or replace a magneto-optical disk.

simply amazing.

You sir win the vote for "most likely job to be replaced by very short lines of code."

Wish i had that job.

 

[CPA]

pfft, I get paid about $35/hour plus bonus to sit and cruise ATOT all day long. Sure, every once in a while I have to submit a progress report to my boss, but I have staff that actually do all the work. :evil:

 

[Gyrene]

Well, while I work really hard in the summer, the rest of the year I get $44/hour for surfing ATOT and listening to my music. Sometimes I don't even leave the house, as I can "work from home" during the winter. Not much use for an AC Design Engineer in the winter.

 

[Beattie]

Why does it seem to me that the people with the dumber more useless jobs get paid more than the ones that do a lot of work.

Right now I am all sorts of complicated things and I get paid poorly, I can barely live on it. I have friends doing much easier jobs and getting more money for them. lucky jerks.

 

[Beattie]

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: Walleye
for an 18 year old....


i get paid 15 an hour to sit and every 20 minutes or so type 15 characters into a prompt and either flip or replace a magneto-optical disk.

simply amazing.

You sir win the vote for "most likely job to be replaced by very short lines of code."

Wish i had that job.

yea really... you could do half that job with 2 lines of perl

 

[Gyrene]

Originally posted by: Beattie
Why does it seem to me that the people with the dumber more useless jobs get paid more than the ones that do a lot of work.

Right now I am all sorts of complicated things and I get paid poorly, I can barely live on it. I have friends doing much easier jobs and getting more money for them. lucky jerks.

Because God hates you, and he wants to make sure you know it.

 

[Vcize]

Originally posted by: thedarkwolf
Well I am pretty close. I get paid $10 an hour to sit in a computer lab all night long.

BTW I am at work NOW

Bah, I only get $7 an hour to do the same thing.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: CPA
pfft, I get paid about $35/hour plus bonus to sit and cruise ATOT all day long. Sure, every once in a while I have to submit a progress report to my boss, but I have staff that actually do all the work. :evil:

Wish the same goes for the other side of the business for gov't employees

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: CPA
pfft, I get paid about $35/hour plus bonus to sit and cruise ATOT all day long. Sure, every once in a while I have to submit a progress report to my boss, but I have staff that actually do all the work. :evil:

Wish the same goes for the other side of the business for gov't employees

You would be smart to get out of a government job, unless it's a high level management position.

 

[ElFenix]

thats pretty good