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Chunkee

Chunkee

Lifer
Jul 28, 2002
10,391
1
81
http://knoxville.craigslist.org/w4m/1202694457.html

Broke...Fat...Ugly...and 250 miles away - w4m - 21 (Locust)
I didn't want to do this, still don't. But here goes...I'm in dire need of money...today! I live in the middle of absolutely nowhere and I have no resources. I am in a panic and looking for suggestions. Now I know this ad is going to attract all kinds of nasty ass men looking for God only knows what. But this seems to be the only way to get a response. I'm not really wanting to resort to that, but I suppose it doesn't hurt to throw something on the table. But you MUST be serious about holding up your end of the deal or don't even bother. Please keep in mind, I am not stupid and you will not get what you want until I get what I want.P.S. Please do not reply if you are picky about looks. As I said in the title, I am fat.
 
theflyingpig

theflyingpig

Banned
Mar 9, 2008
5,616
18
0
Fatties will resort to anything to get food. You can clearly see from the ad that this particular fatty has accepted the fact that he is worthless. I am absolutely certain that he is worth more dead than alive. His organs would sell for far more than he'll ever be worth, provided no one knows they came from a fatty. Fatties organs are generally worth 25-75% less than those of healthy individuals. Everyone knows this.
 
Riceninja

Riceninja

Golden Member
May 21, 2008
1,841
3
81
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Fatties will resort to anything to get food. You can clearly see from the ad that this particular fatty has accepted the fact that he is worthless. I am absolutely certain that he is worth more dead than alive. His organs would sell for far more than he'll ever be worth, provided no one knows they came from a fatty. Fatties organs are generally worth 25-75% less than those of healthy individuals. Everyone knows this.
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Originally posted by: Chunkee
http://knoxville.craigslist.org/w4m/1202694457.html

Broke...Fat...Ugly...and 250 miles away - w4m - 21 (Locust)
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theflyingpig

theflyingpig

Banned
Mar 9, 2008
5,616
18
0
Originally posted by: Riceninja
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Fatties will resort to anything to get food. You can clearly see from the ad that this particular fatty has accepted the fact that he is worthless. I am absolutely certain that he is worth more dead than alive. His organs would sell for far more than he'll ever be worth, provided no one knows they came from a fatty. Fatties organs are generally worth 25-75% less than those of healthy individuals. Everyone knows this.
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Originally posted by: Chunkee
http://knoxville.craigslist.org/w4m/1202694457.html

Broke...Fat...Ugly...and 250 miles away - w4m - 21 (Locust)
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You see. This so-called 'woman' is so hideous that even in her writing she is mistaken for being a male. This is why fat women are the absolute worst that humanity has to offer. She is the definition of what it means to be a fat woman in America. How pathetic.
 
Fayd

Fayd

Diamond Member
Jun 28, 2001
7,970
2
76
www.manwhoring.com
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: Riceninja
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Fatties will resort to anything to get food. You can clearly see from the ad that this particular fatty has accepted the fact that he is worthless. I am absolutely certain that he is worth more dead than alive. His organs would sell for far more than he'll ever be worth, provided no one knows they came from a fatty. Fatties organs are generally worth 25-75% less than those of healthy individuals. Everyone knows this.
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Originally posted by: Chunkee
http://knoxville.craigslist.org/w4m/1202694457.html

Broke...Fat...Ugly...and 250 miles away - w4m - 21 (Locust)
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You see. This so-called 'woman' is so hideous that even in her writing she is mistaken for being a male. This is why fat women are the absolute worst that humanity has to offer. She is the definition of what it means to be a fat woman in America. How pathetic.
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sounds to me like you got passed on by a heffer at the bar.
 
theflyingpig

theflyingpig

Banned
Mar 9, 2008
5,616
18
0
Originally posted by: Fayd


sounds to me like you got passed on by a heffer at the bar.
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Sounds to me like you're fat, and you don't like me posting the truth about fat people.
 
WelshBloke

WelshBloke

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
33,111
11,289
136
On the plus side if no one replies she wont be able to eat and so will be able to leave the fat bit out of the ad in a few months. :)

Wont do anything for the ugly though. :(
 
Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
41,920
2,161
126
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: Fayd


sounds to me like you got passed on by a heffer at the bar.
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Sounds to me like you're fat, and you don't like me posting the truth about fat people.
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Awww....someone's in their early 20's and hasn't had their metabolism slow down yet :)
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
83,769
19
81
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Fatties will resort to anything to get food. You can clearly see from the ad that this particular fatty has accepted the fact that he is worthless. I am absolutely certain that he is worth more dead than alive. His organs would sell for far more than he'll ever be worth, provided no one knows they came from a fatty. Fatties organs are generally worth 25-75% less than those of healthy individuals. Everyone knows this.
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What class are you in when people would pay to make sure they don't get your organs?
 
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