Diet coke/whatever is some of the most disgusting shit I've ever let touch my lips. It fucking burns you like you just bit into a fucking Xenomorph.
I can't imagine what that shit does to you once it sits inside your plump belly. Lining? See you later. Taste buds? Not tasting SHIT anymore.
Don't some of these Cokes have nasty fake sugar in them?
Fuck you and your mother fucking coke! I'm gonna poor out all those mother fuckers.
Now when I made this post, I told you it was just about "Soda". Then everybody had to write a post with a motherfuckin opinion.
Well this is how I'm going to do this:
Fuck Pepsi
Fuck Coke
Fuck Sam's Choice as a label and as a mother fuckin drink.
And if you want to be down with soda then fuck you too.
RC Cola, fuck you too.
[/ends fake rant]
I think for the most part, diet soda is sort of an acquired taste. It's similar to the people who like miracle whip over the real thing.
I got the Tupac reference.
