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Wow a miracle, guy is no longer gay!

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Guy is wearing a peach bowtie and proclaims to have purged teh gay? Yeah sure, let's go with that.

Hey Miracle boy, Ted Haggard called! You've been invited to bible study! Pastor Ted and some of his football player friends want to uhh, test the firmness of your convictions, maybe fill you with the holy spirit. Or something.
 
I've always wanted to join one of those anti-gay classes where they throw really hot bangable chicks at you naked so they can "cure" the gay.

Anyone know a good gay "cure" church where I can sign up? I'm gay, I swear it.
 
Fritzo said:
Even gay guys will bang a hot girl once in a while. My nephew is a good looking gay male and has a few female friends with benefits.
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Mu buddy said that once about lesbians. After I was convinced my girls gay neice was blowing her moms boyfriend. Hes like dude don't let them fool you all lesbians will still suck a dick every once in awhile.
 
skull said:
Mu buddy said that once about lesbians. After I was convinced my girls gay neice was blowing her moms boyfriend. Hes like dude don't let them fool you all lesbians will still suck a dick every once in awhile.
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Don't know about that...they will like to screw a man at times.

Don't think fellatio is on their agenda though.
 
Well there ya go. Some twisted and damaged person who desperately wants to reconcile their faith with their state of being just "said" they were straight. Nobody driven to that level of anguish ever made themselves believe something that isn't true just to get some relief did they?
 
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