My fellow Flossers Jason English & Chris Higgins will never know the joy of getting out of the car and filling their own tank. No, its not mental deficiency or lack of opposable thumbs. They simply live in states where its illegal to do so.
Jason lives in New Jersey, where the state legislature decided in 1949 that because of the fire hazards directly associated with dispensing fuel, it is in the public interest that gasoline station operators have the control needed over that activity to ensure compliance with appropriate safety procedures.
Higgins lives in Oregon, where a similar law was passed in 1951, supported by a whopping 17 declarations rationalizing the prohibition of any person other than the owner, operator or employee [of a dispensary where class 1 flammable liquids are dispensed at retail] from using pump, hose, pipe or other device for dispensing the liquids into the fuel tank of a motor vehicle or other retail container. Violating this law would get Higgins slapped with a $500 fine.
In plain English: New Jersey and Oregon dont trust people to not blow themselves up while pumping gas, and would rather leave the job to professionals (gas station attendants), who undergo rigorous training where they learn that its bad to smoke while pumping gas, bad to leave the car running, and bad to put gas anywhere except a cars fuel tank or other approved containers.