Wow! Über hawt Aussie snowboarder!

[ElFenix]

eh... kinda got some teefs

 

[acheron]

yeah, wtf is with those pointy elbows.

 

[dainthomas]

yeah, wtf is with those pointy elbows.

And she looks like at least a size 4. DO NOT WANT!

 

[MotF Bane]

Would hit.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

ROFL that IS a naked Babe...hahaahhaah

 

[LikeLinus]

Did anyone watch Torah Bright last night?

She's like a hotter, younger version of Nicole Kidman.

GORGEOUS!

Nicole Kidman? You need lasik man.

 

[stag3]

do want, and a virgin to boot ~

 

[zinfamous]

Bright is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (commonly known as Mormons). "For me it's just a way of life – I don't drink, smoke, drink tea or coffee, or have sex before marriage. I've never drunk or smoked but I'll go out to dance and stay up late and then drive home at the end of the night."

shens. you can't board without the occasional toke.

 

[Kadarin]

wiki:

Bright is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (commonly known as Mormons). "For me it's just a way of life – I don't drink, smoke, drink tea or coffee, or have sex before marriage. I've never drunk or smoked but I'll go out to dance and stay up late and then drive home at the end of the night."



Too much baggage for me.

Yeah, what a fucking waste.

 

[Miramonti]

Cute but I don't know about uber...something must be lost in the translation.

 

[child of wonder]

do want, and a virgin to boot ~

But she will not perform oral sex since it is forbidden. Mutual masturbation would even be considered a sin, unless she's a bit more liberal Mormon who consider OK for a married couple to do so together.

You'd also have to undress her out of her super special Mormon underwear which has Masonic symbols over each nipple and the navel.

Plus you'll have to watch her give 10% of her pre-tax income to the church so that she can go to the temple to perform weird secret ceremonies like baptizing the dead by proxy and anointing new members' genitals with oil during the Endowment Ceremony. If this were about 3 decades sooner, she'd have to take a Blood Oath to swear not to reveal to any non-member what goes on in the temple lest her throat be slit and she be disemboweled.

Still attractive?

 

[techs]

But she will not perform oral sex since it is forbidden. Mutual masturbation would even be considered a sin, unless she's a bit more liberal Mormon who consider OK for a married couple to do so together.

You'd also have to undress her out of her super special Mormon underwear which has Masonic symbols over each nipple and the navel.

Plus you'll have to watch her give 10% of her pre-tax income to the church so that she can go to the temple to perform weird secret ceremonies like baptizing the dead by proxy and anointing new members' genitals with oil during the Endowment Ceremony. If this were about 3 decades sooner, she'd have to take a Blood Oath to swear not to reveal to any non-member what goes on in the temple lest her throat be slit and she be disemboweled.

Still attractive?

Mitt Romney for President.

 

[pyonir]

She looks more like Ali Larter from Heroes to me.

Same here. And I like Ali Larter. A lot.

 

[techs]

She looks more like Ali Larter from Heroes to me.

Same here. And I like Ali Larter. A lot.

Huh. They are making another Resident Evil. And Larter is back again.

 

[RichUK]

Nothing special.

 

[Gothgar]

But she will not perform oral sex since it is forbidden. Mutual masturbation would even be considered a sin, unless she's a bit more liberal Mormon who consider OK for a married couple to do so together.

You'd also have to undress her out of her super special Mormon underwear which has Masonic symbols over each nipple and the navel.

Plus you'll have to watch her give 10% of her pre-tax income to the church so that she can go to the temple to perform weird secret ceremonies like baptizing the dead by proxy and anointing new members' genitals with oil during the Endowment Ceremony. If this were about 3 decades sooner, she'd have to take a Blood Oath to swear not to reveal to any non-member what goes on in the temple lest her throat be slit and she be disemboweled.

Still attractive?

wow, you sure put a lot of energy into caring what other people do, tool

 

[techs]

But she will not perform oral sex since it is forbidden. Mutual masturbation would even be considered a sin, unless she's a bit more liberal Mormon who consider OK for a married couple to do so together.

You'd also have to undress her out of her super special Mormon underwear which has Masonic symbols over each nipple and the navel.

Plus you'll have to watch her give 10% of her pre-tax income to the church so that she can go to the temple to perform weird secret ceremonies like baptizing the dead by proxy and anointing new members' genitals with oil during the Endowment Ceremony. If this were about 3 decades sooner, she'd have to take a Blood Oath to swear not to reveal to any non-member what goes on in the temple lest her throat be slit and she be disemboweled.

Still attractive?

anointing new members' genitals with oil during the Endowment Ceremony
Anyone else see the lol in this?

 

[pyonir]

But she will not perform oral sex since it is forbidden. Mutual masturbation would even be considered a sin, unless she's a bit more liberal Mormon who consider OK for a married couple to do so together.

You'd also have to undress her out of her super special Mormon underwear which has Masonic symbols over each nipple and the navel.

Plus you'll have to watch her give 10% of her pre-tax income to the church so that she can go to the temple to perform weird secret ceremonies like baptizing the dead by proxy and anointing new members' genitals with oil during the Endowment Ceremony. If this were about 3 decades sooner, she'd have to take a Blood Oath to swear not to reveal to any non-member what goes on in the temple lest her throat be slit and she be disemboweled.

Still attractive?

Yep, because I'll never meet her and really don't give a shit about her personal life.

 

[child of wonder]

wow, you sure put a lot of energy into caring what other people do, tool

My wife was raised Mormon and it took her a lot to shed all the years of BS that were put into her head.

It's pretty appalling that people would brainwash their children into believing the incoherent and easily falsifiable ramblings of a "treasure seeker," "diviner," and horse thief.

 

[child of wonder]

anointing new members' genitals with oil during the Endowment Ceremony
Anyone else see the lol in this?

lol

 

[Red Squirrel]

Damn, she can come sliding on my slopes any time. After marriage, of course.

No wait, scratch that, I rather not get married just yet.

But, I can still look.

 

[sandorski]

Too bad for her, I don't do Chicks that won't do me!!!

...err something...