Would you wear a smart condom?

[daveybrat]

Ewww....

Yeah, tell me about it. I thought i was at a Red Lobster and being served some bad seafood

 

[John Connor]

Yeah, tell me about it. I thought i was at a Red Lobster and being served some bad seafood

That means she had a major infection. She should have visited the doctor or use a douche. That's bacteria.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Yeah, tell me about it. I thought i was at a Red Lobster and being served some bad seafood

Mmmm sushi...

That's not rice.

 

[highland145]

I agree with everything above and the fact that you know about Coach vs Kors, you poor poor man.

The tellers at my bank go on and on about them so I figured it's like wal mart vs target.

And wth with the super mods? It's like Dr Ps and EKs powers were divested over multiple accounts.

 

[NetWareHead]

I wish i had one of these with the last girl i was with. It would have at least warned me......"Warning Daveybrat, Seafood detected!"

Thats still better than triggering the blue waffles sensory alert

 

[clamum]

Wait, so it's not actually a condom?



That's like calling a necktie a shirt and saying you still have to wear a shirt when you wear the necktie.

LOL, no kidding.

Also "thrusts"

 

[Darwin333]

The tellers at my bank go on and on about them so I figured it's like wal mart vs target.

And wth with the super mods? It's like Dr Ps and EKs powers were divested over multiple accounts.

Just absurdly overpriced purses, wallets, and various other bullshit. Who in the everloving name of fuck thinks that $800 for something to hold your shit is reasonable besides crazy ass women? Then they need a new one a year later to keep up with the latest style or multiple to go with different outfits and shit. I know women who could literally buy a new car with the money spent on their purses and accompanying accessories. But a good percentage of women, which generally increases with their hotness, want them and men really enjoy receiving oral sex so there is a rather large market for them.

Not sure about the super mods bud, did one of them touch you in your naughty place or something?

 

[highland145]

Just absurdly overpriced purses, wallets, and various other bullshit. Who in the everloving name of fuck thinks that $800 for something to hold your shit is reasonable besides crazy ass women? Then they need a new one a year later to keep up with the latest style or multiple to go with different outfits and shit. I know women who could literally buy a new car with the money spent on their purses and accompanying accessories. But a good percentage of women, which generally increases with their hotness, want them and men really enjoy receiving oral sex so there is a rather large market for them.

lol

Not sure about the super mods bud, did one of them touch you in your naughty place or something?

I told Perk I wouldn't tell.

Ha, haven't had any infractions since 12/10/16. It's a 2 year hit though.

 

[NetWareHead]

The tellers at my bank go on and on about them so I figured it's like wal mart vs target.

And wth with the super mods? It's like Dr Ps and EKs powers were divested over multiple accounts.

How the fuck are women on a bank teller's salary able to justify spending $800 on something like a wallet? Is that what one of these cost?

 

[highland145]

How the fuck are women on a bank teller's salary able to justify spending $800 on something like a wallet? Is that what one of these cost?

See post #32.

 

[Darwin333]

How the fuck are women on a bank teller's salary able to justify spending $800 on something like a wallet? Is that what one of these cost?

They can cost less or much more but regardless they are expensive as all fuck for what they are. As for how they justify spending it, depending on how they look and/or how good their "skills" are they aren't the ones buying them.

 

[Darwin333]

I told Perk I wouldn't tell.

Ha, haven't had any infractions since 12/10/16. It's a 2 year hit though.

Ahh I see, well I hope you have one of those inflatable doughnut things to sit on for the next few days.

 

[highland145]

Ahh I see, well I hope you have one of those inflatable doughnut things to sit on for the next few days.

Will I be missed?

 

[ponyo]

$800 purse is the kind you never buy. Women who's into purses will not be happy with $800 purse. That's like no man's land. And definitely no Coach or Kors. That's like buying Walmart purses and worse than not buying any at all. At minimum, you got to hit $1,500 to $2,000 range for decent name. Most good ones will run about $4,000 and up.

I have a wife who's into purses. And yes, I've bought my fair share of $3,000-$4,000 purses and $1,000 wallets.

 

[highland145]

$800 purse is the kind you never buy. Women who's into purses will not be happy with $800 purse. That's like no man's land. And definitely no Coach or Kors. That's like buying Walmart purses and worse than not buying any at all. At minimum, you got to hit $1,500 to $2,000 range for decent name. Most good ones will run about $4,000 and up.

I have a wife who's into purses. And yes, I've bought my fair share of $3,000-$4,000 purses and $1,000 wallets.

Need a boyfriend?

 

[Darwin333]

Need a boyfriend?

Damn you, you beat me to it!

 

[highland145]

Damn you, you beat me to it!

Maybe he's flush and can afford us both.

 

[snoopy7548]

$800 purse is the kind you never buy. Women who's into purses will not be happy with $800 purse. That's like no man's land. And definitely no Coach or Kors. That's like buying Walmart purses and worse than not buying any at all. At minimum, you got to hit $1,500 to $2,000 range for decent name. Most good ones will run about $4,000 and up.

I have a wife who's into purses. And yes, I've bought my fair share of $3,000-$4,000 purses and $1,000 wallets.

Damn, your wife and JulesMaximus should get together. They can spend all their money on purses and watches. Didn't he just make a thread about man-purses? It's meant to be.

 

[Darwin333]

Maybe he's flush and can afford us both.

That would be awesome, I just hope his cook can remember who likes mayo on their sammiches.

 

[ImpulsE69]

 

[John Connor]

Why that looks nice and comfy.

 

[RLGL]

I think someone is thinking with the wrong head.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

"Alexa, find the G-spot."