Would you take a lobser from a strange man in a park?

[Spydermag68]

Would you take a lobser from a strange man in a park?

 

[IronWing]

No, I don’t think a lobster would get along with the cats.

 

[brianmanahan]

spacing in a postman thre--

wait what?

 

[Red Squirrel]

The last time I tried to buy a lobster from a guy in the park he asked me if it smelled like chloroform, which I thought was random. I don't remember anything after that and felt groggy for a few days. 3/10 would not recommend trying that again. Never even got the lobster.

 

[biostud]

Is this the strange man trying to sell you *lobser*?

 

[feralkid]

Was in a Giant Van!

 

[nakedfrog]

Do you mean just run up and snatch it away from him? Is it being given freely? How is the lobster dressed?

 

[Stiff Clamp]

Sea vermin? No. NO takey.

 

[sandorski]

Is it smoking a cigarette?

 

[nakedfrog]

Is it possible that I've once again mistaken a lobster for a rock?

 

[Jeeebus]

Is the lobster dressed… provocatively? Asking for a friend.

 

[nakedfrog]

Is the lobster dressed… provocatively? Asking for a friend.

I have a friend that's wondering if you have any pictures of what you're describing, for their friend. MS Paint artist's depictions would work too. For a friend of a friend, you know?

 

[Muse]

Would you be a loser for a strange man in a park?

 

[dullard]

Why is everyone here talking about lobsters (other than Biostud)? Is there something I missed? This thread is clearly about lobsers instead.

 

[IronWing]

Why is everyone here talking about lobsters (other than Biostud)? Is there something I missed? This thread is clearly about lobsers instead.

You don't like tea?

 

[Muse]

Why is everyone here talking about lobsters (other than Biostud)? Is there something I missed? This thread is clearly about lobsers instead.

If it were about lobsters, my answer is this:

If I were at Baldwin Park on Maui, I'd likely eat it.

If this happened in Central Park, NYC, I'd keep walking.

 

[dullard]

You don't like tea?

I cer'ainly don' like 'ea. Why suck on a dead leaf?

 

[IronWing]

I cer'ainly don' like 'ea. Why suck on a dead leaf?

Be''er 'han smoking one.

 

[feralkid]

Maybe?

 

[dank69]

Fucking hammered at 11am on a Friday. Good for you.

 

[MrSquished]

Depends, if the guy with the lobser was dressed like a priest, I'd pass.

 

[Muse]

Depends, if the guy with the lobser was dressed like a priest, I'd pass.

I'd take the lobser. Are you crazy? Do you know how incredibly rare lobsers are? Have you no idea??? I'd sell it to the Smithsonian for 8 figures.

 

[Kaido]

Is it alive or nah?

 

[nakedfrog]

Do you think lobser got OP and that's why we're not getting any answers?