Would you rather

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: Trente
You suck at the InterWeb.

Answer the question. I want some reasoning behind the 3 people who answered it for real. It's not that hard of a question.[/quote]

OMG!
What!
The!
Fvck!

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: marcello

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Would you rather
a) Fart Confetti
b) have a "member" that glows red like ET's finger when excited
c) have the sounds of small children at a playground coming from your crotch

I'd choose a) because I'd wake up every morning thinking it was my birthday. Of course then I'd realize it wasn't and that I desperately needed to take a shower.

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Would you rather masturbate to bestiality porn and get caught, or actually perform the act of beastiality?

Wow. I don't even know how to answer this. Good question

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
1. Why? Try explaining to some screaming woman why your sack looks like that if you've got 17 nards in there. One is easy, "I lost the other one in 'Nam"

Thank you for your insightful answer.

You're welcome. Always ready to help with these difficult questions. 🙂

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: marcello

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Would you rather
a) Fart Confetti
b) have a "member" that glows red like ET's finger when excited
c) have the sounds of small children at a playground coming from your crotch

I'd choose a) because I'd wake up every morning thinking it was my birthday. Of course then I'd realize it wasn't and that I desperately needed to take a shower.

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Would you rather masturbate to bestiality porn and get caught, or actually perform the act of beastiality?

Wow. I don't even know how to answer this. Good question

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
1. Why? Try explaining to some screaming woman why your sack looks like that if you've got 17 nards in there. One is easy, "I lost the other one in 'Nam"

Thank you for your insightful answer.

Come up with an answer...

 

[marcello]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: marcello

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Would you rather
a) Fart Confetti
b) have a "member" that glows red like ET's finger when excited
c) have the sounds of small children at a playground coming from your crotch

I'd choose a) because I'd wake up every morning thinking it was my birthday. Of course then I'd realize it wasn't and that I desperately needed to take a shower.

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Would you rather masturbate to bestiality porn and get caught, or actually perform the act of beastiality?

Wow. I don't even know how to answer this. Good question

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
1. Why? Try explaining to some screaming woman why your sack looks like that if you've got 17 nards in there. One is easy, "I lost the other one in 'Nam"

Thank you for your insightful answer.

Come up with an answer...

Allright, but in all fairness, you didn't answer your question either, or mine for that matter. Anyways, if I had to choose, I would choose get caught. At least that way there is a girl in the mix. But that's one of those that you don't want either at all, and rationalizing either of them is near impossible.

 

[Chronoshock]

Hahaha some guy with one nut came to our school to talk about testicular cancer. He was saying that the one nut story was a great pickup line with women at bars (maternal instinct or whatever) and how he'd get lots of chicks.

 

[Coquito]

One nut = get an implant.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Coquito
One nut = get an implant.

http://thediagram.com/4_4/neuticles.html

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: marcello

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: marcello

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Would you rather
a) Fart Confetti
b) have a "member" that glows red like ET's finger when excited
c) have the sounds of small children at a playground coming from your crotch

I'd choose a) because I'd wake up every morning thinking it was my birthday. Of course then I'd realize it wasn't and that I desperately needed to take a shower.

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Would you rather masturbate to bestiality porn and get caught, or actually perform the act of beastiality?

Wow. I don't even know how to answer this. Good question

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
1. Why? Try explaining to some screaming woman why your sack looks like that if you've got 17 nards in there. One is easy, "I lost the other one in 'Nam"

Thank you for your insightful answer.

Come up with an answer...

Allright, but in all fairness, you didn't answer your question either, or mine for that matter. Anyways, if I had to choose, I would choose get caught. At least that way there is a girl in the mix. But that's one of those that you don't want either at all, and rationalizing either of them is near impossible.

A) I answered your poll
B) To be fair, getting caught. Mainly because there's less shame in it than actually committing bestiality. Its a very thin line though and no i dont like teh animal pr0n.

 

[oogabooga]

one of the oddest threads i've seen in a long time. Don't put all your eggs in one basket for me, gimme 17.