Would you rather be a stripper, hooker or hitman?

[JJ650]

Ahh man.

No stripping-hitman as a choice.

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: coldmeat
Hitmen kill innocent people?

yes...welcome to the real world.

Exactly, hitmen kill people who the scumbags that hire hitmen don't like.

 

[jonks]

Strippers are hookers.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I dont know what guy would want to pay to see me naked. I picked stripper for the hilarity.

This.

Besides, it's the only option that wouldn't land me in jail.

 

[Lola]

Stripper.
Name: Lola Cruz

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Lola
Stripper.
Name: Lola Cruz

I've got $100 in singles waiting right here!

 

[darkxshade]

I'd be a hitman who moonlights as a stripper. You're gonna be blown way by my guns either way.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I dont know what guy would want to pay to see me naked. I picked stripper for the hilarity.

This.

Besides, it's the only option that wouldn't land me in jail.

But it should be a crime for some people to show their bodies naked in public!

MotionMan

 

[nakedfrog]

They call me Wiggles, sugarcake :lips:

 

[SagaLore]

Banging nasty chicks, definitely. You get sex either way, you get paid for it, and you make someone happy. Just get all your shots and wrap it up each time. Probably throw in a clause that they must shower and brush their teeth prior.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

I'd be a manwhore hitman -

kinda like James Bond but with more sex and killing...

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Fayd
people hitmen kill generally arent innocent

In movies and video games, yes.

IRL people hire hitmen to kill their spouse for insurance money so they can run off with a coworker or other really stupid reasons.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Lola
Stripper.
Name: Lola Cruz

I've got $100 in singles waiting right here!

Hrm... the idea of an Anandtech "Expo/national meet" could be a money making oppertunity for me, eh? :laugh:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Lola

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Lola
Stripper.
Name: Lola Cruz

I've got $100 in singles waiting right here!

Hrm... the idea of an Anandtech "Expo/national meet" could be a money making oppertunity for me, eh? :laugh:

I'm not sure if you'd come out ahead after the cost of hiring adequate security

 

[BurnItDwn]

Stripper: Giant Dwarf or Fat Lincoln.

 

[Vehemence]

Stripper. Call me Denore.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: dNor
Stripper. Call me Denore.

I'm hard.

 

[FDF12389]

The most common hitmen don't do that for a living, its a side job. You 124 of you will have to supplement with dancing or sucking.

 

[foghorn67]

stripper.
foghorny