Would you pee on a bush in sight of a lady?

[Jfur]

A man came within 10 feet of me today and then pulled it out and urinated on a bush. Was he marking his territory? I couldn't think of anything witty to say... Someone please explain this to me -- do guys really think it is ok to do that? (I ask because of a similar incident earlier this year)

 

[gooseman]

I have but only in front of my wife. I would never do it in front of a stranger.

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

blowing up your bladder or indecent exposure.... pick one

 

[joohang]

Perhaps he was trying to show off his "size" in front of an attractive lady? 😉

 

[Jimbo]

<< Someone please explain this to me -- do guys really think it is ok to do that? (I ask because of a similar incident earlier this year) >>


Were you in a concealed area? Did he look incredibly drunk? Was he doing the Pee Pee dance?
If the answer was no to all of these then he?s a freak.

 

[Kadarin]

Could be some unusual sexual fetish. There are quite a number of video clips floating around on edonkey and gnutella that deal with bodily wastes as a fetish (which I really just don't "get" for the life of me), but this may be a fetish of a more exhibitionist bent.

Then again, maybe the guy just had to urinate, and wasn't taking your presence into account? Nahh..

 

[KennyTheGreat]

hah
next time pee on him
lool

 

[Jerboy]

<< Could be some unusual sexual fetish. There are quite a number of video clips floating around on edonkey and gnutella that deal with bodily wastes as a fetish (which I really just don't "get" for the life of me), but this may be a fetish of a more exhibitionist bent.

Then again, maybe the guy just had to urinate, and wasn't taking your presence into account? Nahh.. >>




Are you sure he wasn't drunk? I was coming home from a new year's party and saw some college kids pissing onto a tree in a dead visible position... Poor tree...

Edit: Jfur, you should have prentend staring at his thing, then when he notice tell him in sarcastic tone "I'm sooo sorry, I couldn't help, but look. I've never seen one that small "

 

[Jfur]

<<


Are you sure he wasn't drunk? I was coming home from a new year's party and saw some college kids pissing onto a tree in a dead visible position... Poor tree... >>



No, he did not look drunk. It was about 2pm this afternoon and he just walked up to the bush, pulled it out and starting peeing. It was not in a conceled place -- but I was the only other person there at the time. I just could not believe it. He was rather close to me, too, which made it even more bizarre.

 

[Elledan]

Hang on, you expect the behaviour of Human males to make sense? Nah...

 

[Nefrodite]

Why not? Even a Lady can pee standing up🙂 finger assisted method.

 

[InFecTed]

That killed me😀

 

[Kadarin]

<< Why not? Even a Lady can pee standing up🙂 finger assisted method. >>



All I can say here is

😛

 

[NorthenLove]

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<<


Are you sure he wasn't drunk? I was coming home from a new year's party and saw some college kids pissing onto a tree in a dead visible position... Poor tree... >>



No, he did not look drunk. It was about 2pm this afternoon and he just walked up to the bush, pulled it out and starting peeing. It was not in a conceled place -- but I was the only other person there at the time. I just could not believe it. He was rather close to me, too, which made it even more bizarre. >>




Here's my question. Why didn't you just walk away ?

 

[joohang]

<< Raise the toilet seat.
Wash or wipe your hands clean with a moist towellette.
Adjust clothing. Pants should be pulled down in front a few inches. Skirts should be lifted. Underwear should be pulled down at the waistband or move the fabric at the crotch to one side.
Wipe your labia area clean.
Using either hand, make a ?V? with your first and second finger and spread the inside of your labia minora. (the INNER lips) Beginners may want to try using the fingers from both hands for better control.
Lift to the desired angle, then pee. (If you don?t spread and lift, it could run down your leg.)
Wipe your labia if necessary.
Return the toilet seat to its original position.
Wash your hands and you?re done! >>



ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[patrickj]

thats just too funny!!! ;p