would you marry elin woods?

[BlahBlahYouToo]

her divorce is imminent which means she's going to be available soon.

pros:
she's still hot
she's a milf if you're into that
she's (going to be) filthy rich


cons:
she's likely got an STD or 2
that means you can only bang her with a condom unless you don't mind getting the herps
she's got baggage (2 kids)
she's possibly psycho after tiger's escapades
paparazzi?

 

[tokie]

I don't know, does she like it in the pooper?

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[zinfamous]

this is the first BBTY question and poll thread that is actually worth expending a little mental power on..

:hmm:

 

[Zargon]

well teh STD thing can be quickly sorted out

shes def hot and tolerates ALOT of shennanigans

she also way outsmarted tiger apparantly(the redone and much improved for her prenup then quick divorce)

 

[GagHalfrunt]

She's still hot and she's rich, so a major yes. When she gets unhot dump her, she'll be the one paying alimony.

From all accounts, she's a VERY nice girl too. That's a plus.

 

[ElFenix]

I don't know, does she like it in the pooper?

my sources say no

 

[techs]

No pic?
Fixed:

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[NFS4]

No pic?
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[techs]

And she either doesn't care if you screw other women, or is too dumb to notice. So unless you go way overboard....

 

[SandEagle]

do i have to sign a prenup? wouldn't want her taking half my possessions, you know.

 

[Blackjack200]

That's probably as unflattering as it gets... and she's still hot.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

My answer would have to be an emphatic no. I value happiness in a relationship more than money and Swedish women are little more than Latinos with blonde hair. (Those who have had a relationship with a chica know what I'm talking about.)

I'd bang the bejeezus out of her though, given the chance.

 

[0roo0roo]

raising someone elses children
going downhill on the hotness fast
sure she's better than your hand if you want to go that far.

 

[Blackjack200]

raising someone elses children
going downhill on the hotness fast
sure she's better than your hand if you want to go that far.

1. The kids will probably be superstar golfers
2. Downhill? She's fuckin 30! She's got a good 10-15 years left in the hotness department, and then a 50-60% chance of going cougar.

Elin, beb, once you go Blackjack, you never go back. <3

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

she has the sauce brah

 

[Zargon]

maybe if I wasnt married already

 

[olds]

I don't know, does she like it in the pooper?

BlahBlahYouToo or Elin?
BlahBlahYouToo, yes.
Elin, no.