Would you marry a porno Queen?

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SagaLore

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Originally posted by: Ilmater
If you weren't aware, the size of a woman's opening isn't all that much tied to how much sex she's had.

Not true. The vagina will loosen to however the largest erection it has repeatedly experienced.

And if you've ever seen porn, you know that most porn stars don't have an average package...
 

Monoman

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Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: deepred98
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

Jesus Christ WTF
I don't have a link, sorry.

:camera: Pics? (of the person in question (hypothetically of course)

 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: shilala
Would you marry a porno queen?
Not a batwanger, a real female pornstar who's made upwards from 100 movies.
To qualify, she wouldn't continue to work in the trade once you were engaged, and she won't be bringing any of her girlfriends by the house except to make cookies and have Tupperware parties and other silly domestic shyt like that.

Okay, a little post-zebano edit...
She's clean, she's not entirely mental (no more than the average psycho-bitch) and she likes to watch football and fetch beer.
Post-brygy edit...
She's been involved in the nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred sex you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

what wait a sec... i would marry her and i dont care if she works or not... and she better invite her friends over for more than tupperware
 

deepred98

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Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: deepred98
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.
Jesus Christ WTF
I don't have a link, sorry.

I do, but I'm sure not going to post it here.

dude spare me

not cool, hope you were joking
 

ValkyrieofHouston

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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Sure, why not? Almost nobody marries as a virgin, everyone has a past. So what if the past was a little more active, it's just a matter of degrees. The guys who are saying "no" are just afraid that they won't, ummm, measure up to her past.

Agreed! Besides.... I would worry more about the people that hang out in bars and get drunk then pick up complete strangers to screw! Half of them probably don't even wear protection. Whereas in the industry they know to take precautions and use protection as it is their livelihood.

Sounds like the men are intimidated to me....

 

meltdown75

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i might admire a pr0n star from a distance if i saw them in real life. i'd probably hit her up on google when i got home and ... er... enjoy her vicariously :eek:
 

Orsorum

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If her and I have a genuine personal connection and she's fun to talk to, of course I would. If I love her I think I'd be willing to be open about my reservations and work past them.
 

Ilmater

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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: Ilmater
If you weren't aware, the size of a woman's opening isn't all that much tied to how much sex she's had.
Not true. The vagina will loosen to however the largest erection it has repeatedly experienced.

And if you've ever seen porn, you know that most porn stars don't have an average package...
But it can go back. It doesn't stay that way forever. Now, stretching for a baby on the other hand...
 

0roo0roo

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Sep 21, 2002
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sure if she weren't deseased or something obviously.

but of course she'd have to stop working obviously. heck look at jenna jameson, when she got married she stopped doing porn. well lesbian pr0n doesn't count does it;) who'd mind that? u'd more likely beg to be on the set lol
 

CtK

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is she beautiful??
there are some pornstars that are quite nasty!!
 

shilala

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Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
well i guess thats where the term queen comes in.

many porn chicks are hot as normal models. esp the ones that do less hardcore.
kyla cole for instance
She has hairy arms. A sweet looking mouth though.
I wonder if she's really a guy?

 

0roo0roo

No Lifer
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Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: mzkhadir
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
well i guess thats where the term queen comes in.

many porn chicks are hot as normal models. esp the ones that do less hardcore.
kyla cole for instance
She has hairy arms. A sweet looking mouth though.
I wonder if she's really a guy?

does she have man hands ?

They look more like meathooks.


%@#$ nothing makes atot happy lol:)

ak?
hairy? not so bad.... nsfw obviously, but i think its safe enough for atot since its just a modeling pose. if the mod doesn't like it he can delete the link i guess
 

shilala

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Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: mzkhadir
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
well i guess thats where the term queen comes in.

many porn chicks are hot as normal models. esp the ones that do less hardcore.
kyla cole for instance
She has hairy arms. A sweet looking mouth though.
I wonder if she's really a guy?

does she have man hands ?

They look more like meathooks.


%@#$ nothing makes atot happy lol:)
I'm already looking in to her portfolio. :)

 

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: mzkhadir
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
well i guess thats where the term queen comes in.

many porn chicks are hot as normal models. esp the ones that do less hardcore.
kyla cole for instance
She has hairy arms. A sweet looking mouth though.
I wonder if she's really a guy?


does she have man hands ?

They look more like meathooks.


%@#$ nothing makes atot happy lol:)

ak?
http://www.kyla-cole.sk/galleries/full/gallery/page_1/kyla_hotelroom_05.jpg">hairy? not so bad....</a> nsfw obviously, but i think its safe enough for atot since its just a modeling pose. if the mod doesn't like it he can delete the link i guess
She looks awesome in boots.
(Kyla's homepage, NSFW)

 

PING

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Depends, has Jenna Haze done a hundred movies yet?

Yes. I think well past that. She can be in syndication now.
 

0roo0roo

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Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: mzkhadir
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
well i guess thats where the term queen comes in.

many porn chicks are hot as normal models. esp the ones that do less hardcore.
kyla cole for instance
She has hairy arms. A sweet looking mouth though.
I wonder if she's really a guy?


does she have man hands ?

They look more like meathooks.


%@#$ nothing makes atot happy lol:)

ak?
http://www.kyla-cole.sk/galleries/full/gallery/page_1/kyla_hotelroom_05.jpg">hairy? not so bad....</a> nsfw obviously, but i think its safe enough for atot since its just a modeling pose. if the mod doesn't like it he can delete the link i guess
She looks awesome in boots.
(Kyla's homepage, NSFW)


lol she looks awesome in anything:)