Would you marry a porno Queen?

[shilala]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
why would a guy want to marry a porno Queen with pole?

You don't know what a batwanger is, do ya?

 

[TBone48]

If she was out of the industry and we were in love, maybe. But I don't know that I could get past her past.

 

[cerebusPu]

Id take someone like aria giovanni.

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
why would a guy want to marry a porno Queen with pole?

Uh oh.....chicks with sticks. I draw the line there......no way!

 

[geek4life]

pussy is pussy

 

[casper114]

Not if I couldn't make it with all of her girlfriends at the same time, and only if I was the only man she fvcked

 

[Rogue]

Can she make a good pie and an even better sandwich? If so, I'm in.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Rogue
Can she make a good pie and an even better sandwich? If so, I'm in.

ya, in. you could probably "fall in".

 

[nakedfrog]

Is there any tread left on the tires, or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Rogue
Can she make a good pie and an even better sandwich? If so, I'm in.

ya, in. you could probably "fall in".

And it would sound like putting your bare foot in to 3 feet of wet mud. *prrrrttttttt*

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277
If I could get the old Sky Lopez....before all the tats, then maybe. lol

FTW!

 

[Billzie7718]

Hell yes, we dont even have to be in love. She is probably GREAT in the sack and that's good enough for me.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Billzie7718
Hell yes, we dont even have to be in love. She is probably GREAT in the sack and that's good enough for me.

Cooter Control FTW? :shocked:

 

[Gravity]

ONly if she was retired.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Mathlete
No way would I marry a porn star with a pole!!!

How about one without a pole?

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

Well, if we are talking "Fausto approved" porn, then no, as there needs to be a little tread left on the tires, and once a whole midget can be jammed in there without a problem...

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

I assumed it would NOT be like that. If I were going to marry someone, the sex would HAVE to be good anyway, so if it were like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, I wouldn't be interested. If you weren't aware, the size of a woman's opening isn't all that much tied to how much sex she's had.

 

[latino666]

HELL NO!

 

[ColdFusion718]

No, because I am a petty man who would hold a grudge.

 

[shortylickens]

Depends, has Jenna Haze done a hundred movies yet?

 

[The Linuxator]

I am after all a MILF hunter so yes I might considre it, but then again somone suggested having a warm water bucket at night, hmm I like that idea better.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

a job is a job. what she does wouldn't affect my decision

 

[Feldenak]

If she's disease-free and not mentally unbalanced like a lot of porn starts tend to be...I wouldn't rule her out strictly because she did porn.

 

[deepred98]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

Jesus Christ WTF

 

[SagaLore]

Well... when it came to sex, several problems would occur:

1. Your penis would be very inadequate to what she is use to.
2. She would be very good at faking it.
3. She would probably have no interest in sex outside of work.
4. Asking "So how was your day?" probably would not be a good idea.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: deepred98

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

Jesus Christ WTF

I don't have a link, sorry.