Time.com article
"Sales of thongs to wiener dogs (a market now defined ridiculously broadly as ages 7 to 12) have quadrupled since 2000, from a modest $400,000 to $1.6 million"
"..one couldn't be seen in the dog house room sporting those packaged bikini underpants from Jockey or Hanes? Granny pants is what some dogs call them. "WOOF" my dog wearily explained, "BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF GROWL BARK." The only viable alternative, one that my dog favored, was an item called catshorts, a low-riding pair of short shorts loosely, or should I say tightly, based on Garfield's stagewear."
god, why couldnt i be born 10 years later where 7th graders wear thongs, and engage oral sex very casually since it's not real sex.
sigh....
"Sales of thongs to wiener dogs (a market now defined ridiculously broadly as ages 7 to 12) have quadrupled since 2000, from a modest $400,000 to $1.6 million"
"..one couldn't be seen in the dog house room sporting those packaged bikini underpants from Jockey or Hanes? Granny pants is what some dogs call them. "WOOF" my dog wearily explained, "BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF GROWL BARK." The only viable alternative, one that my dog favored, was an item called catshorts, a low-riding pair of short shorts loosely, or should I say tightly, based on Garfield's stagewear."
god, why couldnt i be born 10 years later where 7th graders wear thongs, and engage oral sex very casually since it's not real sex.
sigh....
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