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Would you die in the name of god/God?

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Originally posted by: KK
Only if I get 72 virgins. Allah is great.
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virgins must be given up front. none of this you'll get it later crap. I may even settle for 36 virgins up front then the rest later.
 
I think everyone one who believes in God would say, "yes i will die for him" but i bet it would really come down to the actual situation, sad as it is.
 
I always carry a bomb with my on airplanes. I mean because the chance of one bomb on an airplane is slim. So more then one must be nil. Then if someone did get on and try to blow it up. I would yell bombing for jesus and just let it go off. At least that damn muslim god wouldn't get credit.
 
Originally posted by: KK
Only if I get 72 virgins. Allah is great.
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Since this is off topic anyway....

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, idiot. What did you think I said?"
 
Originally posted by: AMCRambler
I think ATOT needs to come up with it's own god and then we can all start acting like a cult. Any new users that post we can be all like "Welcome fellow human. Peace be with thee. Our sanctuary is thine sanctuary. Want some koolaid?"
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Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: AMCRambler
I think ATOT needs to come up with it's own god and then we can all start acting like a cult. Any new users that post we can be all like "Welcome fellow human. Peace be with thee. Our sanctuary is thine sanctuary. Want some koolaid?"
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we should make marcus our god
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The man, the legend.
 
Originally posted by: Zontor
Originally posted by: KK
Only if I get 72 virgins. Allah is great.
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Since this is off topic anyway....

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, idiot. What did you think I said?"
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my dad quotes readers digest jokes too, in fact i heard all of them in the last one, and next time i see one at his office, im ripping all the jokes out.

all of them.
 
Yes, I've done it several times already and it's no big deal. Don't know why he keeps reincarnating me as an athiest though.
 
If there was a god he would question your sanity for wanting to die for him. He would even think you're gay or something.
 

Nobody will die willingly for God unless they expect something in return for it, ie virgins in heaven, resurrection, etc. I mean, if God appeared on day to you and asked you personally to die for him, but once you're dead, that's it, no heaven or resurrection why would anybody do it?
 
Only if it was to fight the armies of Satan. And none of this "the Pope says they're the armies of Satan" crap. I'd want it to be proven. Undeniably. With paperwork. In triplicate.
 
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