Well I didn't initially think it was a cult, but...
Yesterday ATOT strapped me down, removed my skull cap and used my brain for a rousing game of kickball. They told me it was for the greater good, so I just ran with it.
They cleaned up the mess, but I'm not particularly thrilled with these fvckin hinges on the back of my head. I'd think they could have sprung for the extra 30 cents and installed the eye and hook rather than the barrel bolt that's on my forehead. Turns out RossMan got a hell of a deal on the barrel bolts, so who am I to question?
I guess you gotta take one for the team sometimes.