Would you be offended by this joke?

[compuwiz1]

You'll need this book.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
There actually is a business where you get to take a bat and smash stuff up. I don't remember what it's called or where it's located, but it exists

i heard about something like that also.

Pleasure Island?

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

You have to have pretty thin skin to be offended by that. Although some people will be pissed off by anything.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Double Trouble
Would I be offended? No. Was it funny? No.

fixed.

this

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Double Trouble
Would I be offended? No. Was it funny? No.

fixed.

this

 

[oznerol]

I'm a kitten, so yes, this offends me.

Haven't our people been through enough? Jeez, go pick on the Jews or something.

 

[S Freud]

Considering the conversation and with the friends I have that probably would have gotten a laugh from a few of them. But we're sick people.

 

[Kev]

Where's the joke? I think it's an interesting business plan and I would like to invest.

 

[dudeman007]

Apart from the kittens part, going into rooms and breaking loads of shit has been around. There's a place in Japan that does it as a type of stress reliever.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Not offensive, not funny.

On a similar note, I had a Belgian friend a while back who would often get people to cringe by simply saying, "Imagine... falling on a bed of kittens."

 

[Amused]

Here is a hint: Most women won't take kindly to jokes about clubbing kittens.

 

[coldmeat]

No wonder they are only people you "associate with" and not your friends. Were you invited to this campfire or did you tag along with someone else?

I bet the conversation died right after you said that.

 

[markgm]

I laughed.

 

[oddyager]

There was a joke? And nothing was offensive with what you said.

 

[clamum]

I would've laughed had I been there.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: mizzou
I was at a camp-fire with some people I associate with (not close friends, but friends) and one of the guys was like "Man, I would just love to pay someone to go take bat to a car and just wail on it" And another was like "Dude, I would totally create my own business where you get to wear some safety goggles, gloves, and get a bat to just run around in a room with vases and just smash them!"

And then I said

"Wouldn't it be funny if you actually did open that business and ran it just like you said, except you hid kittens in each of the vases?"

step away from the bong

 

[Fritzo]

And what exactly was burning in that fire?

 

[Jeff7]

Wasn't there a Monty Python sketch where a guy played songs by using mallets and mice? At least, he did it until some guys forcibly carried him off the stage....

Maybe this could be like that, except with kittens instead of mice.

Originally posted by: LilPima
poor lolcats

But I also love dead baby jokes.

Originally posted by: Amused
Here is a hint: Most women won't take kindly to jokes about clubbing kittens.

Thankfully, some women do enjoy sick humor.

 

[vshah]

go hide yourself in a vase

 

[BTA]

Meh, not every funny.

However, there is already a company in Japan that lets you smash up a room (with vases) with a bat.

No kittens though.

 

[TallBill]

I can't remember the last time that I was offended. I have paid a few dollars to take a whack at a car with a sledge hammer and it was indeed fun!

 

[Toasthead]

Thats just sick and deranged. You should be locked up before you hurt someone for real.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Woulda been better if you had said "Wouldn't it be funny if you actually did open that business and ran it just like you said, except you randomly hid kittens in some of the vases?"

Bolded parts are the edits

 

[jalaram]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Double Trouble
Would I be offended? No. Was it funny? No.

fixed.

This.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

yeah, not offended, but certainly wouldnt laugh and i would probably look at you like you said something stupid