Would ya eat the moon if it were made of barbecue spare ribs?

"If you were a hot dog, would ya eat yourself? It's a simple question Norm, a baby could answer it!"
 

BurnItDwn

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Even though I love Barbeque ribs, I wouldn't eat the moon.

There are several reasons.

1. It's too big.
2. It's over a billion years old, Decomposed rib fossils doesn't sound tasty to me
3. the logistics of getting to/from the moon are too costly.
 

Insane3D

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I once made a fluffernutter for lunch, but the satellite dish was on upside down.


TRUE STORY.