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Would this be too evil to do to an ex-girlfriend?

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EyeMWing

Banned
The eBay tard thread just gave me some inspiration. You guys are all familiar with boat girl, I'm sure. Well, her mom's email address is still the same...

Do you see where this is going?




No?




I do. I'm thinking a sizable invoice for sex toys would be good fun.
 
No. Revenge is never pretty and it doesn't make you a better person in any way. If ever you have to revenge yourself though, use something legitimate and real, not something made up.
 
Boat girl: August 2003. EyeMWing is a newb. EyeMWing posts epic YAGT. His girlfriend, who he has been with since 1999 and not yet banged for reasons that I care not to explain claims that she's been raped while out on a boat with some 'friends'. 6 hours later, she finally confesses that she was lying and that it was her idea. EyeMWing is devastated, turns into the insane prick you know now.

If I'm not mistaken, I'll hit lifer today!
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Boat girl: August 2003. EyeMWing is a newb. EyeMWing posts epic YAGT. His girlfriend, who he has been with since 1999 and not yet banged for reasons that I care not to explain claims that she's been raped while out on a boat with some 'friends'. 6 hours later, she finally confesses that she was lying and that it was her idea. EyeMWing is devastated, turns into the insane prick you know now.

If I'm not mistaken, I'll hit lifer today!
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Please tell me you gave her the boot promptly after you found out the truth...
 
Originally posted by: murphy55d
How old are you, again?
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18, and yes, I should know better. But it's 4AM and my mental age has been reduced from 40 to 14 as a result.

Originally posted by: HotChic
No. Revenge is never pretty and it doesn't make you a better person in any way. If ever you have to revenge yourself though, use something legitimate and real, not something made up.
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Legitimate and real... Now that's just dangerous when you're me. I'm a raging loon.
 
Originally posted by: jtusa4
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Boat girl: August 2003. EyeMWing is a newb. EyeMWing posts epic YAGT. His girlfriend, who he has been with since 1999 and not yet banged for reasons that I care not to explain claims that she's been raped while out on a boat with some 'friends'. 6 hours later, she finally confesses that she was lying and that it was her idea. EyeMWing is devastated, turns into the insane prick you know now.

If I'm not mistaken, I'll hit lifer today!
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Please tell me you gave her the boot promptly after you found out the truth...
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Sort of. It took a month before I came to that conclusion. I was young and stupid, and it was all I'd known up until then. It fscked me up BAD for a LONG time. Fortunately another girl was willing to help me get back on something other than a course straight for hell. When she left me, it was a little easier, but the circumstances were different so the timeframe was the same.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: murphy55d
How old are you, again?
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18, and yes, I should know better. But it's 4AM and my mental age has been reduced from 18 to 14 as a result.
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Fixed.

You're really not as mature as you try to make yourself look. I know you try very hard to look like a self-sufficient adult, but everyone can still tell that you're 18.
 
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: murphy55d
How old are you, again?
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18, and yes, I should know better. But it's 4AM and my mental age has been reduced from 18 to 14 as a result.
Click to expand...
Fixed.

You're really not as mature as you try to make yourself look. I know you try very hard to look like a self-sufficient adult, but everyone can still tell that you're 18.
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When did mental age have anything to do with paying your own way? But then, I suppose you have a point; after all, I still try to argue with my "fans."
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: murphy55d
How old are you, again?
Click to expand...

18, and yes, I should know better. But it's 4AM and my mental age has been reduced from 18 to 14 as a result.
Click to expand...
Fixed.

You're really not as mature as you try to make yourself look. I know you try very hard to look like a self-sufficient adult, but everyone can still tell that you're 18.
Click to expand...

When did mental age have anything to do with paying your own way? But then, I suppose you have a point; after all, I still try to argue with my "fans."
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There are a lot of lessons you learn from being self-sufficient that you didn't even know you had to learn until after you've learned them. Someone with the mental age of 40 has 20 years of experience taking care of himself. He's figured out how to deal with women far better than an 18 year old who wants to stalk his ex-girlfriend. He's gotten over petty revenge. He's stopped trying to use maintenence of a van as proof that he's a responible adult. He's probably got a mortgage, and learned about being a father. There is a LOT of stuff that the average 40 year old knows that you dont.

I know I probably sound like I'm full of sh!t, but if you save this thread and come back and read it in 5 years, you'll realize that you don't know as much as you think you do right now.
 
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: murphy55d
How old are you, again?
Click to expand...

18, and yes, I should know better. But it's 4AM and my mental age has been reduced from 18 to 14 as a result.
Click to expand...
Fixed.

You're really not as mature as you try to make yourself look. I know you try very hard to look like a self-sufficient adult, but everyone can still tell that you're 18.
Click to expand...

When did mental age have anything to do with paying your own way? But then, I suppose you have a point; after all, I still try to argue with my "fans."
Click to expand...

There are a lot of lessons you learn from being self-sufficient that you didn't even know you had to learn until after you've learned them. Someone with the mental age of 40 has 20 years of experience taking care of himself. He's figured out how to deal with women far better than an 18 year old who wants to stalk his ex-girlfriend. He's gotten over petty revenge. He's stopped trying to use maintenence of a van as proof that he's a responible adult. He's probably got a mortgage, and learned about being a father. There is a LOT of stuff that the average 40 year old knows that you dont.

I know I probably sound like I'm full of sh!t, but if you save this thread and come back and read it in 5 years, you'll realize that you don't know as much as you think you do right now.
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hehe pwned.
 
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