Would this be illegal?

Arcadio

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I saw this beautiful chick driving a convertible at the corner of 46th and 5th ave. and I thought about jumping into the passenger side... is that illegal?
 

Vette73

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If she has a vagina she was asking for it; no court will ever convict. Go for it.
 

PottedMeat

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If she has a vagina she was asking for it; no court will ever convict. Go for it.

especially if the vehicle was this:
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Freejack2

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Not at all, go right ahead. Just don't be suprised when she pulls out a gun and tries to shoot you.
 

Arcadio

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She looked European, btw. So I don't think she would be carrying a weapon. She will probably just giggle and say something like "Get out, you silly latino stud!"
 

GundamW

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I saw this beautiful chick driving a convertible at the corner of 46th and 5th ave. and I thought about jumping into the passenger side... is that illegal?

Depends...
you got pics of "this beautiful chick"?
Or the "convertible"?
Or the "corner of 46th and 5th ave"?

... for science, of course.
 

PimpJuice

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I saw this beautiful chick driving a convertible at the corner of 46th and 5th ave. and I thought about jumping into the passenger side... is that illegal?

You'd probably fall and hit your head trying to jump over anything. Stick to math loser.
 

Schadenfroh

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She looked European, btw. So I don't think she would be carrying a weapon.

Southern women look European as well, they are (mostly) armed.

If she plays Fast Pitch Women's Softball, then she can likely snap one's neck with one hand.
 

rudder

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If you did it would probably be legal for her boyfriend to give you a good beat down.
 

Sho'Nuff

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I need the number of this chick so I know who to call and convince to lodge a trspassing and assault suit against you.
 

BoomerD

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I saw this beautiful chick driving a convertible at the corner of 46th and 5th ave. and I thought about jumping into the passenger side... is that illegal?

Yes. It's illegal for you to think at all, let alone think about interacting with a real, live female.
 

gooseman

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Maybe not illegal but if it was my wife you would end up with a .380 hollow point in your temple!
 

BoomerD

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Maybe not illegal but if it was my wife you would end up with a .380 hollow point in your temple!

But would we ever hear the whole story, or would you just lead us on...telling us a bit of the story...then never posting about it again?

:p
 

akshatp

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I saw this beautiful chick driving a convertible at the corner of 46th and 5th ave. and I thought about jumping into the passenger side... is that illegal?

Why would thinking about jumping into the passenger side be illegal?

Actually doing it might be, but we all know there is no chance of that happening.