Would someone appear unmanly if he has a white iphone?

[ManSnake]

With iphone 5 coming, I will be getting the 64GB one unsubsidized just for the heck of it. Are the white iphones for girls? Because I plan to get one in that color for sure.

 

[Krazy4Real]

White phones are for girls.

 

[Platypus]

People who worry about what is or isn't manly are inherently not manly.

 

[lxskllr]

It's not the color that's the problem ;^)

 

[purbeast0]

op is obviously not manly since he tried to make his name about his dick.

anyone with a big dick doesn't have to draw attention to it, it draws attention naturally.

op should get a white phone.

 

[z1ggy]

yes the white phone seems fitting.

 

[WelshBloke]

People who worry about what is or isn't manly are inherently not manly.

I think that sums it up quite well. :thumbsup:

 

[Todd33]

All iphones scream meterosexual and thus not manly.

 

[Anubis]

white electronics are ugly, it does not matter what it is or who owns it, its ugly



does not factor into manliness

 

[Rhezuss]

Why not get what you want in the color you want. Damn, what's so complicated about that...grow a pair and don't care what others think.

 

[jdcooper]

I have a white iPhone in a white and pink case, and think it is suave. I'm from Florida though so my taste also runs to wheels, subwoofers, and tricked out AR-15s, so YMMV.

 

[Gibsons]

Any color is manly if you maintain a stance of dominance.

 

[ManSnake]

Any color is manly if you maintain a stance of dominance.

What is this stance of dominance you speak of?

 

[natto fire]

People who worry about what is or isn't manly are inherently not manly.

This. I'll also add that people who actually try to rip on someone (beyond a quick joke) about how masculine/feminine an inanimate object is, are scared d-bags and not worth talking to.

 

[SillyOReilly]

Since you're so manly, flash your new unsubsidized iphone on the NYC subway system.

 

[rivan]

It's fine as long as you wear white denim while carrying it.

Also, your avatar makes me wonder where M4H is these days.

 

[Gibsons]

What is this stance of dominance you speak of?

epic thread

 

[mmntech]

I got the white one because when I worked as a driver I had a habit of leaving my old black one in cup holders, which are also black. Had a customer drive off with it once. The iPhone does look better in white IMO.

Besides, if you're questioning someone's manliness by the colour of their phone, it better be hot pink and rhinestone encrusted. Otherwise you're the insecure one.

 

[Puppies04]

 

[Puppies04]

P.S The correct term for a female sheep is a ewe. You will be a ewe .

 

[waggy]

People who worry about what is or isn't manly are inherently not manly.

/this

 

[Perknose]

Only if carried in a Hello Kitty-themed murse (man purse), or taped to your fedora.

The solution? A super-Texan sized belt buckle that you can affix it to. Ideally, it would say "America" above the centered i-phone dock, and "Fuck Yeah" below.

Potentially too gay, you say? Hell no. Gays will avoid you like the plague, as they tend to have far better fashion sense, while F-450 drivers who secretly work as actuaries will instantly understand.

Sure, some women will pretend to be insulted, but they won't be able to keep from furtively glancing down at your package. It pays to advertise. (Augment with a zucchini as needed.)

Nothing says "ice breaker" like you dramatically thrusting down to untether your loudly ringing unit and then shoving it in some females face while saying, "It's for YOU."

Remember to leer suggestively as you do so.

 

[ImpulsE69]

a guy with an iphone would appear unmanly

 

[BudAshes]

epic thread

The last reply is my favorite:

I guess the trick is not just to present a stance of dominance, but to maintain that stance.

 

[KeithTalent]

white electronics are ugly, it does not matter what it is or who owns it, its ugly



does not factor into manliness

This.

KT