Would I be lying if I said this?

schneiderguy

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I work at a tutoring place, helping middle school and high school kids with their math homework.

None of them are "officially" retarded but some of them are pretty stupid and I suspect they have undiagnosed mental retardation.

So would it be lying if I said on a resume or college app that I teach retarded kids how to do math? :hmm:
 
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Perknose

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Yes, you would be lying. Do you really even have to ask this? It's retarded!
 

SKORPI0

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Change the term "retarded" to "math challenged" or something similar, that should work.
 

waggy

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just say you work help tutor kids with "special" needs. you won't be lying.
 

Pardus

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erikistired

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it doesn't matter if you are lying or not, you'll look like a total asshole and no one will want you in their school and/or workplace. so go for it.
 

Adrenaline

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I work at a tutoring place, helping middle school and high school kids with their math homework.

None of them are "officially" retarded but some of them are pretty stupid and I suspect they have undiagnosed mental retardation.

So would it be lying if I said on a resume or college app that I teach retarded kids how to do math? :hmm:

I laughed and then the first reply I laughed again.

I would not put that on my resume though.
 

Riceninja

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I work at a tutoring place, helping middle school and high school kids with their math homework.

None of them are "officially" retarded but some of them are pretty stupid and I suspect they have undiagnosed mental retardation.

So would it be lying if I said on a resume or college app that I teach retarded kids how to do math? :hmm:

because any kid with a sprinkle of intelligence doesnt need someone like you to teach them math.

hence you only get the morons
 

schneiderguy

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because any kid with a sprinkle of intelligence doesnt need someone like you to teach them math.

hence you only get the morons

Actually there are some smart kids. It's a mix of kids who are trying to get 99% and kids who are trying to get 70.0%