Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

[toph99]

things that make you go Hmmmmmm....

 

[Zim Hosein]

you have way too much free time

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?

 

[Killbat]

Gather a group of 100 flies.
Ask each their name.
Pull all their wings off.
Wait 24 hours.
Ask their names again.

The statistics you gather will indicate the general truth.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?

Hehe

 

[HellRaiserandBeerDrinker]

It would be an aeronically-challenged fly

 

[notfred]

it would be called "food for small animals".

 

[sharkeeper]

Actually it would be a worm.

Try contacting the FWDA. (Flies With DisAbilities)

Cheers!

 

[Davegod75]

your a nef

 

[brtspears2]

Flies without wings, easier to swat at.

 

[Cattlegod]

hahahhaah

why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? hmmmm....

 

[spanky]

why don't u write a thesis about it.

 

[LOLyourFace]

Convo with my GF about this. Smart girl...

Her: wat are u up to?
Me: thinking about this very perplex dilemma
Her: really
Me: it's been causing me quite a bit of pain and anguish lately.
Her: ahh ic
Her: what is it?
Me: you sure you wanan hear my problem?
Her: yes
Me: If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?

Her: Dead

Her: rite?
Her: isn't he die? like hermit crabs w/o a shell?they die?
Me: yea but is he dead naked or homeless
Her: i think dead naked homless

 

[Deeko]

You know what I tell people when they ask questions like that?

Shut up.

 

[fr]

Originally posted by: HellRaiserandBeerDrinker
It would be an aeronically-challenged fly

 

[Amused]

If Hillary Clinton didn't have a vagina, would she still be a cvnt?

 

[yakko]

Originally posted by: AmusedOne
If Hillary Clinton didn't have a vagina, would she still be a cvnt?

Probably.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

What if it could still fly though?

 

[HellRaiserandBeerDrinker]

That was totally uncalled for and shows a total lack of class :disgust:

 

[NinjaGnome]

I would call a fly with no wings dead. The turtle with no shell is a dead turtle . Hillary clinton will always be a cvnt even if she becomes a man. Cattlegod im sorry i cannot solve your dilemma but i dont have all the answers.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: HellRaiserandBeerDrinker
That was totally uncalled for and shows a total lack of class :disgust:

Yeah, like I'm going to take lessons in class from a guy named "HellRaiserandBeerDrinker."

Get a sense of humor.

 

[Moonbeam]

That term is kinda dinagrating to women , don't ya think Amused. HellR seems to me to have a real good sense of humor. Maybe you need a sense of propriety.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
That term is kinda dinagrating to women , don't ya think Amused.

Nope. Not at all. People on these boards call each other "dicks" all the time. I see no difference.

Or is it that white males have nothing that can be said to them that's "dinagrating?"

(It's "denigrating," BTW.)

 

[Moonbeam]

Well then iffen you're so sure it ain't dinagrating, hint hint, how come you misspelled it. I thought it was c*nt? Oh hey isn't that interesting. A forbidden word. I wonder why?

 

[Miramonti]

If you are in the park and you see two runners, and one is walking, are they both still runners. The answer is yes because they don't have to be running 24 hours a day to be condidered a "runner".

So there's your answer. A fly without wings is still a fly. And if he has any heart at all, he won't even admit he can't fly.

 

[notfred]

BTW, hermit carbs don't die w/o a shell.