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<< You need to get a new wife, a new bank, and stay the Hell out of the kitchen. >>
lol.... 
Fritzo, how long you been married? any kids? how old are you? >>
Been married for 6 years and have two kids (ages 5 and 2).  What really sucks is she works nights and wants joint custody in exchange for no child support payments.  So, I'll be stuck with the kids by myself from 7PM-8AM, meaning, no life 

  I'm only 31, have a great job (I'm a systems integrator for a national ISP), am pretty good looking, I'm into physical fitness, don't smoke, don't watch sports, a minimal drinker (I collect wine), am a gourmet cook....not sure what the hell else she'd want in a husband (well, she does complain because my <*cough*> is too wide, but you'd figure that's a problem that a wife would LIKE to have).
Anyway, the good news is we're splitting everything in half, so I get half of the house's selling price.  I should be able to get a really swinging pad for that kind of dough.  I'm now 9 hours into Friday with no further incidences, so far so good.   (I'll probably walk underneath a falling anvil or something on the out from work though 

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