Worst way to wake up...

[iRONic]

Originally posted by: miketheidiot

Originally posted by: LS20
some dick cheese has been honking his/her horn every 5 miuntes for about 3 minutve straight

am i the only one this statement doesn't make sense to?

Idiot.

 

[imported_Baloo]

Some people really should not be allowed independence of mobility. They just hurt themselves without someone there to steady them, or hold them down until they are ready.

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
The worst way I've ever woken up:

Woke up because my ear was itching. Reached to scratch it and got a handful of Houston Texas-sized cockroach instead.

Spasmed and threw it across the room, spent the next thirty minutes roach hunting.

Didn't sleep well for about a month, and I sitll don't suffer insects to be alive in my bedroom.

I had something similar happen. Woke up to one landing on my cheek. Scared the hell out of me as well. Luckily it stayed on the pillow for easier disposal, but I didn't sleep in that room for a few days

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Well, I wouldn't consider these the worst way of waking up, but its kind of bad.

1. Waking up, finding that yo can't breathe, and panicking. I realized that my arm was on top of my face, and I had NO control over it. I had to use my left arm to get it off

2. Waking up sitting inside the bathtub for no reason.

3. Anytime you wake up in a place that you didn't fall asleep is pretty bad.

4. Waking up, and as I sat up, I banged my head REAL hard on the ceiling.

 

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: XJustMeX21
Same thing happened to me about a month ago, passed out hit my head on the toilet seat fell back and hit my back on the bathtub.
My Girl came running into the room to ask me if i was alright. Funny thing is i don't even remember going in the bathroom.

Nothing like having to deal with everyone at work asking what happened to my face.

All this from a leg cramp.

I'm sorry but.....lol

 

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: MrPickins
I fainted from a head rush like that once. Hopped up off a bean bag chair to answer the door, when next thing I know I was laying in the entryway with my sister opening the door into me.

I had collapsed straight downwards, and only my chin hitting a table slowed me down. I woke up bleeding profusely from where my tongue had gotten bitten into.

:laugh:

 

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
The worst way I've ever woken up:

Woke up because my ear was itching. Reached to scratch it and got a handful of Houston Texas-sized cockroach instead.

Spasmed and threw it across the room, spent the next thirty minutes roach hunting.

Didn't sleep well for about a month, and I sitll don't suffer insects to be alive in my bedroom.

Where in the fvck do you live?

 

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
Well, I wouldn't consider these the worst way of waking up, but its kind of bad.

1. Waking up, finding that yo can't breathe, and panicking. I realized that my arm was on top of my face, and I had NO control over it. I had to use my left arm to get it off

2. Waking up sitting inside the bathtub for no reason.

3. Anytime you wake up in a place that you didn't fall asleep is pretty bad.

4. Waking up, and as I sat up, I banged my head REAL hard on the ceiling.

THREAD.OF.THE.YEAR

 

[Rastus]

Wake up with all your friends and family standing around you talking about how natural you look.

 

[AlienCraft]

Waking up to GF at foot of bed, looking at you.
You say "Hi sweetie"
She says " We have to talk."

That never gets any better.....

 

[soydios]

worst way to wake up? dude crashes in the spare bed in my room. 2 hours later, I wake up to him puking. ugh...not want I want to deal with EVER, least of all 6:30am

 

[zach0624]

I woke up once with a charlie horse, sit up, hit my head on a shelf, fall off my bed, hit my head on a wall while falling(same spot I hit my head on the shelf) then go back to sleep on the floor and waking up to hit my head on the wall again.

 

[Rogodin2]

The worst I remember is falling off my cot (I was 6) in our tent as I slept. I woke up frozen and alone.

Rogo

 

[Henrythewound]

Going to bed after downing 700 of a 750 mL bottle of Jack and waking up to a mixture of Kraft mac & cheese segments and Jack all over your face and chest,

Niiiiice

 

[imported_Devine]

The worst I've ever had is waking up to a charlie horse in both legs, except one was cramping open, and the other shut, it sucked

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Huh, before reading this thread I thought I was the only one who had "charlie horses." Didn't know the term existed. Anyhow, I've had 2:

1. When I was a kid, my family used to go camping. One time my mattress deflated, so I crawled in with my parents. Theirs also deflated overnight and I woke up on a flat mattress while my parents had gone and slept on the other one. Wtf?

2. I was waking up and I felt something like a bird's foot (talons and stuff) on my face. I opened my eyes and found nothing there. I spent about 5 minutes looking around my bed looking for a bird or something. I still don't know wtf that was.

 

[Whisper]

I've always only heard the term charlie horse applied to the immense pain in, and subsequent lack of usage of, your leg when something (usually the knee of another person) strikes the lateral/outer side of your mid-thigh.

Everything else (e.g., not being able to feel your legs when waking up) I'd simply describe as the limb falling asleep.

 

[FoBoT]

drink more water

 

[Rogodin2]

I've noticed that when I eat 2 cans of tuna or 1 large can of salmon for dinner I have really bad muscle cramps (feet and calves).

Rogo

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: zach0624
I woke up once with a charlie horse, sit up, hit my head on a shelf, fall off my bed, hit my head on a wall while falling(same spot I hit my head on the shelf) then go back to sleep on the floor and waking up to hit my head on the wall again.

lol wtf! You need a walker!

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Huh, before reading this thread I thought I was the only one who had "charlie horses." Didn't know the term existed. Anyhow, I've had 2:

1. When I was a kid, my family used to go camping. One time my mattress deflated, so I crawled in with my parents. Theirs also deflated overnight and I woke up on a flat mattress while my parents had gone and slept on the other one. Wtf?

2. I was waking up and I felt something like a bird's foot (talons and stuff) on my face. I opened my eyes and found nothing there. I spent about 5 minutes looking around my bed looking for a bird or something. I still don't know wtf that was.

Giant spider. At least you can take comfort in the fact that it wasn't one of the 9 you are statistically bound to eat this year.

I hate spiders.

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: Whisper
I've always only heard the term charlie horse applied to the immense pain in, and subsequent lack of usage of, your leg when something (usually the knee of another person) strikes the lateral/outer side of your mid-thigh.

Everything else (e.g., not being able to feel your legs when waking up) I'd simply describe as the limb falling asleep.

Actually, judging by the context of the posts, I'd say they were suffering cramps. A limb falling asleep isn't an acute pain that would wake someone up with a jolt usually.

 

[jandrews]

not even close, worst way to wakeup would be realizing you were drugged and your ass hurt.

 

[nageov3t]

if it doesn't involve your parents having sex, I don't think anything can qualify for the "worst" whatever.

 

[Fritzo]

Actually the worst way to wake up is when my wife had a problem with night terrors a few years ago and sprung up at 3am, then proceded to punch me in the nuts while I was in a sound sleep.

Ahh...good times, good times.