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3. (this one i heard about some english king in Micheal Crichton's "Timeline"...King was gay) Put a tube up their @$$ and shove a hot poker up until all the intestines and bowels burn and the person dies

Very similar to the one i mentioned above. But the guy that told me what he did told me long before Timeline came out.
 
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
3. (this one i heard about some english king in Micheal Crichton's "Timeline"...King was gay) Put a tube up their @$$ and shove a hot poker up until all the intestines and bowels burn and the person dies

Very similar to the one i mentioned above. But the guy that told me what he did told me long before Timeline came out.

must have skipped over yours when i read the thread.

But that is pretty disturbing
 
Originally posted by: GroundZero
Originally posted by: GaryShandling
Originally posted by: GroundZero
Originally posted by: GaryShandling
Heres one: Your head is in a vice grip, the grip tightens 0.5 of a millimetre every 2 hours. It would take 1 week plus to squash your skull either enough for the pain to kill you or the pysichal pressure to kill you. Imagine the pain of the grip very very slowing tightening..half a millimetre every 2 hours eventually youll be at a stage where your constantly screaming for 1-3 days untill you finnaly give up.

nah...
here's an even better one,
being forced to watch the gary shandling show untill your brain implodes!

hehe, whats wrong with the show?
😕

a comedy that's not funny to start with,
shall i go on?

yes please
 
I saw a documentary on a nefarious mafia hitman in prison. He described killing a guy buy tying him up and gagging him and placing him a small cave known to be frequented by rats. Death by a thousand bites :Q:disgust:
 
Realistically, I would say either 1 of 4 deaths:

- Being crucified. Death is excruciatingly painful and takes up to 3 days. The pain comes from having to constantly decide whether to put your weight on the nails through your feet or to hang from the nails through your wrists, all the while there is tremendous pressure just to breathe on your rib cage and diaphragm. Eventual cause of death is asphyxiation.

- Being burned at the stake by a slow fire. Death could take hours.

- Being drawn-and-quartered. You are hung by a noose around the neck until you pass out. Then you are revived, and they cut off your hands and burn them before your eyes. Then they cut off your feet and burn those. Then they cut off your genitals and burn those before you eyes. Then they hang you again. Then they cut you down and cut you into 4 pieces, and then finally behead you.

- Being cast into a well with a couple of feet of water in it. Death could from 1-2 weeks. While they is plenty of water, there is no food, and you cannot sleep for fear of drowning. Final cause of death is starvation, but sleep deprivation madness sets in long before.
 
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
probably a repeat but what the hell, you only live (die?) once.

i'd have to go with fed into a grinder/cutter machine feet first.


FBI is on the way Dr.Lector.
 
Originally posted by: GaryShandling
Heres one: Your head is in a vice grip, the grip tightens 0.5 of a millimetre every 2 hours. It would take 1 week plus to squash your skull either enough for the pain to kill you or the pysichal pressure to kill you. Imagine the pain of the grip very very slowing tightening..half a millimetre every 2 hours eventually youll be at a stage where your constantly screaming for 1-3 days untill you finnaly give up.

There is a sped up version of that in the movie 'Casino.'
 
Insert an electrode into the pain center of your brain and slowly feed an ever increasing signal until the pain causes you to not be able to breath and you suffocate. You could also insert one into the pleasure center and make them have intense moments of ectasy followed by intense pain. (You could call it the Cream and Scream machine....I am bad - must be tired)

Or just force someone to listen to rap music until they pluck their own eyeballs out in order to stuff them in their ears (can't make them listen while they are under the eletrode though, because that would be totally inhuman...😀).
 
tied to a post and covered in honey next to a fire ant nest......


.....while the album "justified" is being looped over and over again
 
Originally posted by: WarCon
Insert an electrode into the pain center of your brain and slowly feed an ever increasing signal until the pain causes you to not be able to breath and you suffocate. You could also insert one into the pleasure center and make them have intense moments of ectasy followed by intense pain. (You could call it the Cream and Scream machine....I am bad - must be tired)

Or just force someone to listen to rap music until they pluck their own eyeballs out in order to stuff them in their ears (can't make them listen while they are under the eletrode though, because that would be totally inhuman...😀).


*(RAP) insert country, or christian music
 
I read about some pirate that would take out just enough of a captive's intestine to nail it to the mast. He would then come after him with a hot iron poker or lit fuse, forcing the guy to stand there and get burned or run away and unravel his own intestines.
 
Damn, some of this shlt is downright nasty. A lot of thought has been put into torture over the ages.
 
To be put in a cubical of dilute acid and the side wall slowley squeezing the acid ever more tightly...

Your eyes will burn in your skull because of the acid and you will feel your body slowley been eaten away.
With the pressure increasing, the acid will find anyway possible to equalize itself, due to the fact ur insides are less dense,
the acid will force its way into any hole possible, ur eyes, ears, genitals, rectum ect(burning and frizzing inside yourself)... when the pressure gets to strong ur eye sockets will collapse and acid would rush to ur brain (if it has not already got there through the ears) thus eating away at ur brain while you have ur last thoughts......
 
OOooh damn, this thread is just wrong. I gotta stop reading now...the papercuts-to-the-eyes did it for me. :frown: :disgust: 😱

 
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