Worst video you've ever had to see for work?

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CarlKillerMiller

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I'd say the 2 best quotes are from when I was working at target. both were about sexual harassment, which makes for the best lines.

Girl: Gee, only 15 more boxes to stack
Guy: need any help?
Girl: It's hard, but I can handle it.
Guy: Yeah, like I'm hard for you

Ominous voice: This is an example of harassment

clip 2:
Guy: Alright, here's the pallets for delivery
Girl: Okay, could you just lay them down in the corner there?
Guy: You know what? I'd like to lay you, baby, if you know what I mean (laughs)
Girl: Hey!

Voice: This is sexual harassment!

post yours?
 
DrPizza

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OSHA video... they made at least 5 major mistakes that would put someone's life in further jeopardy.
(example: Someone was overcome by toxic fumes, so they carefully laid the person down on the floor and propped up the head... I guess the fumes just disappeared? Didn't think of going outside to fresh air??)
 
bradruth

bradruth

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We watched a tape on UCR reporting. That sounds boring enough, but it was actually a tape of when a State employee came in & lectured our Officers about the new UCR overlays a few years ago.

It was a boring-ass woman (who wasn't even attractive) with a monotone voice trying to teach a bunch of bored, unresponsive veteran officers who couldn't care less.

We got about half way through and decided to just go over the overlays right there.
 
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tRaptor

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I remeber, 5 years ago, watching "Bag it".

Stupid video about baging groceries, it was so stupid, it was set up like a big competition between to baggers. I think the guy lost casue he got his bananas caught on the bag. It was to teach about baging, and it focused only on paper bags, which we sack maybe 1 out of 100 customers. It was pointless, but funny.
 
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booger711

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Originally posted by: Chraticn
I'd say the 2 best quotes are from when I was working at target. both were about sexual harassment, which makes for the best lines.

Girl: Gee, only 15 more boxes to stack
Guy: need any help?
Girl: It's hard, but I can handle it.
Guy: Yeah, like I'm hard for you

Ominous voice: This is an example of harassment

clip 2:
Guy: Alright, here's the pallets for delivery
Girl: Okay, could you just lay them down in the corner there?
Guy: You know what? I'd like to lay you, baby, if you know what I mean (laughs)
Girl: Hey!

Voice: This is sexual harassment!

post yours?
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makes for some really bad pick up lines
 
KLin

KLin

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had to watch a video about on the job injuries. Got to see pictures in the video of actual injuries too. pretty nasty stuff.
 
Twista

Twista

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Work= School for me. For prom night we had to watch a video on the effects of drinking and driving. So we saw dead bodies and bodys crushed in cars in an powerpoint orientation. People were getting sick and passing out and it was pretty hot in there to make things worse. Pretty gross but its the truth and it was showed for the best of us teens in highschool.
 
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element

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Girl: Gee, only 15 more boxes to stack
Guy: need any help?
Girl: It's hard, but I can handle it.
Guy: Yeah, like I'm hard for you

Ominous voice: This is an example of harassment
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That's not harassment, that's lame.

The proper way to harass her ass is like this:

Girl: Gee, only 15 more boxes to stack
Guy: need any help?
Girl: It's hard, but I can handle it.
Guy: I'll bet you can.

See in this scenario, if she says you harassed her you say you meant it in a positive way. That you'd bet she can handle the job. Now that's her ass meant.

And now to harass some shrub apologists:
"There's an old saying in Tennessee?I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee?that says, harass her ass once, shame on?shame on you. harass me?you can't get harassed again."
 
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fredtam

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Jun 6, 2003
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IO manager at Rent-a-Center (Renter's choice).

Had to watch a whole series but throughout the whole thing they tried to be PC and say that we were helping people that made mistakes in the past. That these were not bad people and we were helping them. Blah, blah, blah.

In we reality it is just a nice market niche where you can screw people who can't go anywhere else.
 
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