Worst thing you have ever tasted.

[slackerinabox]

Your mom

 

[humanure]

iced crab legs, scallops

 

[sao123]

this is me... remembering a certain 7up commercial from a few years ago.

 

[skace]

Jesus my stomach turned reading this thread. I have absolutely nothing to offer that could compete with anything you people have put in your mouths. The worst thing I've ever tasted was probably my own vomit.

 

[DefDC]

Originally posted by: weirdichi

Originally posted by: DefDC
Food: Anything with onions or green peppers. I'll immediately hurl.

Non food: Brace yourself... Snake crap. Don't ask. It was completely accidental and not even an interesting story...

I am indeed asking about the snake crap...

Fine... I was a little kid, probably about 8 years old. We were getting ready to go to a skating rink for a friend's birthday. He lives near a pond, and we'd catch garter snakes all the time. We were waiting for another kid that was running late, so we went to the pond, and sure enough, I caught a snake. We'd play with them for a bit, and then let them go.

Well, the other kid shows up, I let the snake go, and we're on our way to the rink. It was 90+ degrees outside, and we're all sweating up a storm, in a car with no air conditioning. Some kid says "Man, I wish I had something to drink right now." Being a goofy kid, I see all the perspiration on my arm and say "Just drink your sweat!" And I take a big lick onto my arm. However, I didn't notice that the snake had crapped down the side of my arm.

That was the most foul, bitter, nasty taste imaginable... I was dry heaving all the way to the rink. I ran into the bathroom, and tried rinsing my mouth out with water, to no effect. I happily started licking a bar of soap until it was subdued. Bleh!!!!

 

[nycdude]

buckley's mixture for coughs

 

[AmdEmAll]

Raw shrimp

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: iskim86
poo from yesterday's cleveland steamer

Yeah, those can be wretched. :Q

 

[KayKay]

harry potter jelly belly's

 

[bigi]

McDonald Burger

 

[azilaga]

chinese "thousand year old egg"

 

[Atlas Shrugged]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Grabbing a jug of milk out of the refrigerator and chugging it...then realizing that it's spoiled.

Along the same lines....back in the day when Coke/Pepsi came in glass bottles....grabbing a bottle that's 1/4 full thinking it's the one you've been drinking and finding out that it's someone elses'.......spit cup for their tobacco.

Even the thought of spoiled milk is enough to make me begin to dry-heave. I'm completely with you on that one.

 

[Ns1]

Alright, you guys clearly have NO idea what bad tastes like

1. A 7 hour old tuna sandwich. Soaked in olive juice for 10 minutes.
2. G-Stew: the recipe changes every year, but last year it was: cous cous, mustard, ketchup, sourkraut, hot sauce, nacho cheese, POPOV, etc, etc, etc. Heated and garnished with cilantro and odouls(sp?)

//Edit
3. 14 ounces of 151 everclear
3. 14 ounces of 151

 

[Davan]

This is quite clearly the nastiest thing ever and wins the thread.

 

[ballmode]

So many I don't even want to describe

 

[grrl]

jelly fish, but it was more the texture than the taste

Worst taste would have to be Chinese liquor

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: eunsang
cant stand cilantro

No heaven for you. Nothing better than a carne asada taco on a corn tortilla w/ cabbage, green onions, and fresh cilantro. Wash it down w/ an icy horchata, mmmm.

Cabbage... CABBAGE?! Silly beloved patriot.

For me, the worst thing I've ever tasted was differential lube oil. Sometimes, you can't avoid ingesting the vital fluids of a car.

I haven't even smelled most of the things in the thread, because I try to stay very far away from weird sh1t from other countries.

Originally posted by: Aquila76
You guys have no idea what vile is until you try Paemsul. It's an Asian liquor made from a cobra. The cobra is STILL IN THE BOTTLE, kinda like a tequila worm.

You mean this crap.

 

[Rubycon]

Uncured Torr Seal.

Don't ask.

 

[shortylickens]

Brussel sprouts.
No, really!

When I was in the Navy I accidentally got a little thinner in my mouth. (Some ass just left an open can of thinner sitting on the top shelf in the paint locker, NOT a smart thing to do on a big vessel that rolls around at sea all the time.)

I would rather taste thinner again than brussel sprouts.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

why do so many ppl dislike cilantro...its definitely not bad.

 

[tealk]

I can't resist....... Yo Mama was the worst thing....

 

[thescram]

Absinthe

 

[aldamon]

Originally posted by: Aquila76

I had to LOL at this description: "The unusual odour has prompted many people to search for an accurate description. Comparisons have been made with the civet, sewage, stale vomit, skunk spray, and used surgical swabs."
How the hell would one know the scent of a rare jungle cat (civet)?
Anyway, so you have your choice of Pussy, Poop, Puke, Piss, or Post-op. Mmmm, that sounds tasty!

I like this part too:

? ... its odor is best described as pig-******, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia.[16]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
why do so many ppl dislike cilantro...its definitely not bad.

I don't get it either. Displeasing to some, but the worst? Hmmm.

 

[iskim86]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
why do so many ppl dislike cilantro...its definitely not bad.

i LOVE cilantro, I would put it in all of my food if i can.

it's definitely an acquired taste though. like wasabi.

but then i'm asian so my opinions don't count.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Modelo
Lone Star
Pearl
Hamms
Red Stripe