Worst slogans for....

[FM2n]

Toilet Paper:

"For when you're full of crap"


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[Crono]

Phone:
“Reach out and touch someone” -AT&T

 

[ComputerWizKid]

Electricians truck in Maine
We'll check your shorts

 

[bignateyk]

Plumber:

Your shit is my bread and butter.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant
- Parker Pen

 

[Braznor]

If all fails, your coworkers are edible - scott Adams!

 

[PepePeru]

"Fists, where ever and when ever."
-Moe's Hired Goons

"Don't bust a nut"
-Jimmy's Jockstraps

 

[FM2n]

Toilet Paper:

"Poor people's confetti.."