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Worst pick up line you've ever heard used (or used yourself)

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Originally posted by: MrsJello
Originally posted by: Gautama2
Originally posted by: MrsJello
Oh, I've got another one-- "Wow, your hands are really warm. It must be because you're so hot."

:shudder:
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So THATS how Jelly nabbed you?
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:laugh: I was blown away by his wit and intellect. 😛
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Hey, you were hot... you had warm hands... someone had to make the connection.
 
Originally posted by: MrsJello
"Do you have any change for the bus?"
"No, sorry."
"Oh. Well, that was a lie. I don't really need change for the bus. I just wanted to come talk to you. Would you go out with me?"
"Uhh..."

Edit: This was how I was propositioned from a bus stop while stopped at a red light on my bike.
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So what else did the bus stop have to say?
 
Originally posted by: MrsJello
"Do you have any change for the bus?"
"No, sorry."
"Oh. Well, that was a lie. I don't really need change for the bus. I just wanted to come talk to you. Would you go out with me?"
"Uhh..."

Edit: This was how I was propositioned from a bus stop while stopped at a red light on my bike.
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Is that how you met MrJello? 😉
 
Walk up to said girl with your buddy/wingman. Have your buddy stop, while you continue walking. Stand next to her and while facing your buddy say "That's not a woman. Its a man MAN!" Proceed to try and pull her hair off while repeating, "Why won't this wig come off?".
 
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: MrsJello
"Do you have any change for the bus?"
"No, sorry."
"Oh. Well, that was a lie. I don't really need change for the bus. I just wanted to come talk to you. Would you go out with me?"
"Uhh..."

Edit: This was how I was propositioned from a bus stop while stopped at a red light on my bike.
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Is that how you met MrJello? 😉
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No, he told his sister, "Fine, I'll go with her to the prom, but she's got to call me and ask me-- it's her prom." :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: MrsJello
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: MrsJello
"Do you have any change for the bus?"
"No, sorry."
"Oh. Well, that was a lie. I don't really need change for the bus. I just wanted to come talk to you. Would you go out with me?"
"Uhh..."

Edit: This was how I was propositioned from a bus stop while stopped at a red light on my bike.
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Is that how you met MrJello? 😉
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No, he told his sister, "Fine, I'll go with her to the prom, but she's got to call me and ask me-- it's her prom." :laugh:
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Yeah, I'm a real smooth operator.
 
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: MrsJello
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: MrsJello
"Do you have any change for the bus?"
"No, sorry."
"Oh. Well, that was a lie. I don't really need change for the bus. I just wanted to come talk to you. Would you go out with me?"
"Uhh..."

Edit: This was how I was propositioned from a bus stop while stopped at a red light on my bike.
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Is that how you met MrJello? 😉
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No, he told his sister, "Fine, I'll go with her to the prom, but she's got to call me and ask me-- it's her prom." :laugh:
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Yeah, I'm a real smooth operator.
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...I just made the connection between you two.
 
Originally posted by: xSauronx
so this is how you make lifer....yet remain obscure?
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I remember him... AFB is short for AMDFanboy or something like that. He likes Dr. Pepper.
 
I glad I have my library card with me cause I am definitely checking you out!

My best friend actually used this line... it was awesome. The girl actually burst out laughing and spit beer on him in the process... it got him in like Flynn.
 
Is it really true, that you women like a man who can recite the aphabet........while his head is between your legs?
 
"... your boobs look nice when you run." -me during soccer practice back in 7th grade to a girl with whom i was completely infatuated... i was pretty tongue tied and didn't know what else to say when she said "hi" to me.
 
You: Hey baby, wanna do some math?
Her: Math?
You: Yeah, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and let's multiply.
 
Originally posted by: miniMUNCH
I glad I have my library card with me cause I am definitely checking you out!

My best friend actually used this line... it was awesome. The girl actually burst out laughing and spit beer on him in the process... it got him in like Flynn.
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LOL, that's actually not a bad line. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: eits
"... your boobs look nice when you run." -me during soccer practice back in 7th grade to a girl with whom i was completely infatuated... i was pretty tongue tied and didn't know what else to say when she said "hi" to me.
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Better than I would have done in 7th grade
 
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