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Worst one-liner in a movie or tv show?

Queasy

Queasy

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A CSI rerun came on TBS or something last night and the opening had a dead homeless lady in a shopping cart with two of the CSI characters examining her. Suddenly, a rat climbs out of her mouth and one of the CSI guys deadpans: "Well, looks like she just ratted herself out."


groooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
 
Not as bad as the time that they found an arm in a beef grinder with the hand sticking out. The oneliner was, as you would expect Grissom: "I think I need a hand with this"

As for a movie on TV. Die Hard II "Yippie Keya Mister Falcon"
 
CSI: Miami has some really bad ones - the previews for tonight's episode have Horatio saing something like "In conditions like this, the only one with jurisdiction is the fire".

Every time I see that I crack up.

Grissom is always deadpanning one-liners like that on CSI, but you can tell it's just his sense of humor. Horatio on the other hand seems like he's dead serious and not jokin at all.
 
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom.

chronicles of riddick.

good movie otherwise 😛
 
Originally posted by: MrBond
CSI: Miami has some really bad ones - the previews for tonight's episode have Horatio saing something like "In conditions like this, the only one with jurisdiction is the fire".

Every time I see that I crack up.

Grissom is always deadpanning one-liners like that on CSI, but you can tell it's just his sense of humor. Horatio on the other hand seems like he's dead serious and not jokin at all.
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One of the radio stations here in Atlanta will play sound clips from CSI: Miami to make fun of David Caruso's over-acting. Really funny.
 
Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Anything from Batman and Robin, but particularly, "Let's kick some ice!"
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Holy Rusty Metal Batman!!! Still laughing that they actually used that line in the movie...
 
Originally posted by: Queasy
Originally posted by: MrBond
CSI: Miami has some really bad ones - the previews for tonight's episode have Horatio saing something like "In conditions like this, the only one with jurisdiction is the fire".

Every time I see that I crack up.

Grissom is always deadpanning one-liners like that on CSI, but you can tell it's just his sense of humor. Horatio on the other hand seems like he's dead serious and not jokin at all.
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One of the radio stations here in Atlanta will play sound clips from CSI: Miami to make fun of David Caruso's over-acting. Really funny.
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It's not just Caruso who overacts, it's the entire fricken cast. It's so bad, I can't even watch the show. I wonder how this piece of crap-acted drama show is so highly rated.
 
IS THIS BECAUSE I'M A LESBIAN?

Not a bad joke (well, not intentionally), but it's one line, and it's the worst line I've ever seen on TV.
 
Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Not as bad as the time that they found an arm in a beef grinder with the hand sticking out. The oneliner was, as you would expect Grissom: "I think I need a hand with this"

As for a movie on TV. Die Hard II "Yippie Keya Mister Falcon"
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that die hard quote is so horrible, i refuse to watch the movie when it is on nettwork television becuase of that line
 
Originally posted by: CraigRT
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom.

chronicles of riddick.

good movie otherwise 😛
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I didnt really find anything wrong with that line in the movie.. hmm
 
Originally posted by: SportSC4
showdown in little tokyo. great 80s movie... horrible quotes (which makes it all the better)
link to a few
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Yeah, I was flabbergasted when I heard Brandon Lee say the following to Dolph Lundgren:

"Kenner, just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest d!ck I've ever seen on a man."

This is Bruce Lee's son man. He can't be saying crap like that!
 
"That's so Fetch"

From Mean Girls...

Yeah, I said that in the voice message I left for Lindsay Lohan as well... 😀
 
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