Worst name ever

[Fritzo]

I have to call a customer about an open trouble ticket. His name is RICHARD PUSEY

How am I supposed to talk to this guy with a straight face?

 

[Cabages]

I have a girl in my class named Eden Balls.

No joke.

 

[Tiamat]

!Xobile

 

[Red Dawn]

I have a cousin named Dick Sidebottom.

 

[zoiks]

It's probably pronounced Pewsey.

 

[dbk]

you could pronounce it as "pew-see" as opposed to "pussy"

 

[datalink7]

I knew a guy with the first name of Vivian.

 

[Beev]

My last name is Bever (pronounced Beaver) and I had a great aunt named Eda.

 

[Pepsei]

we have a frances bushammer

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Beev
My last name is Bever (pronounced Beaver) and I had a great aunt named Eda.

lol @ eda bever. i can't stop laughing at this. sorry beev. :laugh:

 

[chitwood]

Theres a DM that works for us, named Peter Chason

 

[zinfamous]

was listening to NPR this morning. They were doing a story on how far we've come with gay rights ins such a short time. There was a former employee of Harvey Milk's talking about what it was like in San Fran in the 70's.

No joke...his name is Dick Meister. Doubly-unfortunate when you consider that he is a gay dude.

 

[Tim]

There used to be (still might) be a guy in the Baton Rouge phone book named Craven Moorehead. I've prank called him before.

EDIT: Found him

 

[darkxshade]

I knew a guy in college called Eric Ting

 

[Beev]

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: Beev
My last name is Bever (pronounced Beaver) and I had a great aunt named Eda.

lol @ eda bever. i can't stop laughing at this. sorry beev. :laugh:

It was all I could do to not laugh at family get togethers.

 

[Fenixgoon]

a girl in my econ class was named Princess Bowser (at least phonetically for the last name)

somebody must have been loved mario a little tooooo much

 

[AstroManLuca]

I or members of my family have known people named:

- Crystal Ball
- Sandy Beach
- Kitty Katz
- Becky Buckles
- Someone with the last name "Cockshit." Don't know the person's first name, also not sure on the spelling (it was probably something totally different like "Coxsit" or "Kochshit," who knows).

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: dbk
you could pronounce it as "pew-see" as opposed to "pussy"

So that would make him sound like a James Bond character.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I work with a database with a large number of names in it, and there's a lot of funny ones in there, but one of my perennial favorites has to be Dick Allcock.

 

[SMOGZINN]

One of my customers is named Bhut Phuk and it is pronounced just how you think it is.

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
There used to be (still might) be a guy in the Baton Rouge phone book named Craven Moorehead. I've prank called him before.

EDIT: Found him

Definitely a joke. There are two names for phone companies - billing name and listing name. I had a friend who set his listing name as "Dr. Sphincterstein".

[edit]This was 15 years ago - he probably doesn't do it any more.[/edit]

 

[Buttzilla]

Nympha Ho

i kid you not, Ho is a common chinese last name. I even checked her ID to make sure. I bartend btw.

 

[Fritzo]

Did anyone see Wheel of Fortune yesterday? There was a lady named "Amporn". WTF??

 

[uclaLabrat]

Great uncle's name was harry butt. True story.

 

[vshah]

parents going "What shall we name him so that he does not get the shit kicked out of him at school....I KNOW!"