Worst name ever

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  1. Fritzo

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    I have to call a customer about an open trouble ticket. His name is RICHARD PUSEY

    How am I supposed to talk to this guy with a straight face?
     
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    I have a girl in my class named Eden Balls.

    No joke.
     
  3. Tiamat

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    !Xobile
     
  4. Red Dawn

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    I have a cousin named Dick Sidebottom.
     
  5. zoiks

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    It's probably pronounced Pewsey.
     
  6. dbk

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    you could pronounce it as "pew-see" as opposed to "pussy"
     
  7. datalink7

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    I knew a guy with the first name of Vivian.
     
  8. Beev

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    My last name is Bever (pronounced Beaver) and I had a great aunt named Eda.
     
  9. Pepsei

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    we have a frances bushammer
     
  10. rasczak

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    lol @ eda bever. i can't stop laughing at this. sorry beev. :laugh:
     
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    Theres a DM that works for us, named Peter Chason
     
  12. zinfamous

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    was listening to NPR this morning. They were doing a story on how far we've come with gay rights ins such a short time. There was a former employee of Harvey Milk's talking about what it was like in San Fran in the 70's.

    No joke...his name is Dick Meister. Doubly-unfortunate when you consider that he is a gay dude.
     
  13. Tim

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    There used to be (still might) be a guy in the Baton Rouge phone book named Craven Moorehead. I've prank called him before.

    EDIT: Found him
     
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    I knew a guy in college called Eric Ting
     
  15. Beev

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    It was all I could do to not laugh at family get togethers.
     
  16. Fenixgoon

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    a girl in my econ class was named Princess Bowser (at least phonetically for the last name)

    somebody must have been loved mario a little tooooo much :p
     
  17. AstroManLuca

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    I or members of my family have known people named:

    - Crystal Ball
    - Sandy Beach
    - Kitty Katz
    - Becky Buckles
    - Someone with the last name "Cockshit." Don't know the person's first name, also not sure on the spelling (it was probably something totally different like "Coxsit" or "Kochshit," who knows).
     
  18. Fritzo

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    So that would make him sound like a James Bond character.
     
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    I work with a database with a large number of names in it, and there's a lot of funny ones in there, but one of my perennial favorites has to be Dick Allcock.
     
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    One of my customers is named Bhut Phuk and it is pronounced just how you think it is.
     
  21. SearchMaster

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    Definitely a joke. There are two names for phone companies - billing name and listing name. I had a friend who set his listing name as "Dr. Sphincterstein".

    [edit]This was 15 years ago - he probably doesn't do it any more.[/edit]
     
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    Nympha Ho

    i kid you not, Ho is a common chinese last name. I even checked her ID to make sure. I bartend btw.
     
  23. Fritzo

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    Did anyone see Wheel of Fortune yesterday? There was a lady named "Amporn". WTF??
     
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    Great uncle's name was harry butt. True story.
     
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    parents going "What shall we name him so that he does not get the shit kicked out of him at school....I KNOW!"