Attack of the Killer Red Tomotoes- OhmyGAWD awful
You've Got Mail- Pure Crapula
Spaceship Troopers- Uh.....booooooooring (friend offered to GIVE the DVD to me. No!)
Crash- WTF??
City of Angels- WTF?????
Dungeons & Dragons- Hoped for good, got Pure Crapula
Bedazzled- The trailer was awesome. I drooled for months waiting. Saw it. CRAPULA.
Mummy2- Holy Gods! Crapula!
Return of the Jedi- Almost makes the list just because of the Ewoks. If George was smart, he'd use his nifty ILM friends' toys and edit Endor back to what he originally intended- Kashyykk (or however you spell it), home of the Wookies.
Phantom Menace- Almost makes the list just because of Jar Jar and the incredibly stoopid Gungans. George is on crack. Let's hope he gets sent to Betty Ford before the next prequel is released next year!
Day of the Animals (think that's the title)- Horrible. Nothing else to be said.
Blair Witch- Movie ends when it's finally getting good. What's up w/ that?
I second BatmanNate's suggestion for Sense & Sensibility. More utter crapula. The entire Jane Eyre series (or whatever her name is). Ugh. Talk about bleeding eyesores.
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