Worst movies ever made in the life of the galaxy

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apoppin

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<< that surfing movie.... IN GOD'S HANDS >>


I can't recommend this movie except for the rare water footage at Jaws. However, &quot;Blue Juice' is the WORST surfing-type movie . . . ever!

&quot;Blair Witch&quot; - the first one - definitely (the sequel blew it away and I didn't like it either).

Bad - &quot;Crash&quot; with James Spader. You feel like you are in the dentist's chair during this movie.

Bad - Lost In Space. The movie isn't 3/4 bad - just the ending is so awful/ridiculous/non sequiter/stupid - that you hate the entire film. It promised much - good memories of the series, good actors, decent story (for awhile) - and then FAILS so miserably I wanted to destroy my copy (then I realized I rented it) . . .

There are many more from this year but I tend to forget the bad ones and only remember the good ones and the real stinkers as above.
 

ryudo

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National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon
Billy Madison
Hollywood Shuffle
Major Payne
Armageddon
 

BD2003

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Oct 9, 1999
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I actually liked the thin red line. Guess you couldnt appreciate it because you were expecting saving private ryan. As far as the worst movie ever made....mission to mars. My god that was horrific.
 

BatmanNate

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I can't believe this..Loaded Weapon, Critters (all of them), and Spaceballs were all funny as hell... As for the WORST movies, well, we got:

The Alpha Incident (this 80's B movie pulls a REAL hoover, attempt at sci-fi)
Sense and Sensibility (Girlfriend's mom loves this thing)
The later of the Planet of the Apes series... (they got progressively worse, although the first couple were cool)
The Nanny (I second that, saw it as a child, scared the living daylights out of me)
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Anne of [ ] (insert Green Gables, Avonlea, there's a hoard of them my mother watches)

that's about all I can think of at the moment...sleep is calling.

~Batman Out~
 

Sybz

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Jun 7, 2001
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I have to agree with most of the crap-'o'-rama posted in this thread, but I have to disagree with lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels, it was actually funny. (If you liked it too, Snatch is a movie for you to see, it's even better)
 

GrimmX

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May 2, 2001
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The Worst of Them All

1 Steel Magnolias (sp?)
2 first half hour of Bless the Child (seriously BAD writing and acting, it was all I could do not to leave the theater.
3 Every Leonardo DeCaprio movie ever made.

I like dumb movies like good burger. They do exactly what thier supposed to do, make small children laugh.

 

AznMaverick

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Apr 4, 2001
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Geranimo (sorry if i spell it wrong)
Freddy Got Fingered

That pretty much sums it off for me...i've seen some bad moviez, but i wouldn't consider them the worst ever made in the galaxy...
 

FriedToast

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Attack of the Killer Red Tomotoes- OhmyGAWD awful
You've Got Mail- Pure Crapula
Spaceship Troopers- Uh.....booooooooring (friend offered to GIVE the DVD to me. No!)
Crash- WTF??
City of Angels- WTF?????
Dungeons &amp; Dragons- Hoped for good, got Pure Crapula
Bedazzled- The trailer was awesome. I drooled for months waiting. Saw it. CRAPULA.
Mummy2- Holy Gods! Crapula!
Return of the Jedi- Almost makes the list just because of the Ewoks. If George was smart, he'd use his nifty ILM friends' toys and edit Endor back to what he originally intended- Kashyykk (or however you spell it), home of the Wookies.
Phantom Menace- Almost makes the list just because of Jar Jar and the incredibly stoopid Gungans. George is on crack. Let's hope he gets sent to Betty Ford before the next prequel is released next year!
Day of the Animals (think that's the title)- Horrible. Nothing else to be said.
Blair Witch- Movie ends when it's finally getting good. What's up w/ that?

I second BatmanNate's suggestion for Sense &amp; Sensibility. More utter crapula. The entire Jane Eyre series (or whatever her name is). Ugh. Talk about bleeding eyesores.

And, for those of you who would appreciate a real critic's comments, please turn your attention to The Filthy Critic. This one'll kill ya. This guy rocks. Check it out.
 

Oalex

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Jan 12, 2001
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There is no worse, these are all horrible, I walk out on most:

Mummy II
Mission Impossible II
Independence Day
All Leonardo D. movies (acctually i don't even watch most)
X-files, Y-files
Star Treck
Armagedon
J. Park III (i just know it will be)

and so on...
 

Sybz

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Jun 7, 2001
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Well and how about Lawnmower man 2 or Police Academy: Mission to Moscow or Werewolf... All giant leaps backwards in the evolution of mankind.

And you can alway take a look at this link for the bottom 100.
 

Snipa

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The Thin Red Line
Blair Witch
Bring It On
Worms (very old B-Horror movie about killer earthworms believe it or not)
Dusk Til Dawn 2
 

CrackRabbit

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Unbreakable? you have to be kidding! That movie was great, sorry you disliked it
Scary Movie was intened to be bad i belive.... but its very true, the next weekend i went to see Hollow Man, (bad, but not as bad as some of the krap listed here) but i swear there was a girl that sitting behind me and my gf, exact same nokia phone, same ring and even down to the &quot;Yeah Girl im at the movies!&quot; i was ready to find a knife and stab the sh!t outta her!


 

JaiKnight

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Feb 6, 2000
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Geez, you want a worst movie? If you want to waste away 2 hours of your life go watch Existenze!!
I have never EVER thought a movie was as boring and stupid as this was, and I usually will watch just about anything! In fact I've never hated a movie until this thing! :p
Do yourself a favour and read the forums for those 2 hours instead, WAAAAAAAAY better use of time :)