DrPizza
Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
For worst movie, I'm assuming you mean "worst movie that's popular enough that most of us would recognize it."
Worst I ever saw on television is some something or other of the Apes on HBO - a soft porn movie that was on in the middle of the night. Even for it's category, it was absolutely aweful.
But, among the recognizable named movies, here's the plot of the what, without the special effects at the end, I think would have been the worst movie:
*boy wins trip on poker hand, seconds before ship departs.
*girl confused... doesn't want her current suitor.
*girl attempts suicide
*boy stops girl
*girl decides she loves boy (yeah, right... emotional basketcase falls in love in a day or two... it's called "boy takes advantage of girl")
*boy boinks girl
*boy framed by suitor
*ship sinks [Note: this is the only part of the movie worth watching]
*boy dies saving girl (incidentally, if friggin Kate would have stayed on the rowboat, what's his name would have survived on the wood)
It's like they decided "we have a 100 million dollar budget for this movie. Let's spend 99.9 million on special effects, and use the rest to hire someone to write a script."
Oh yeah: Titanic.
Weird... no one seems to mention it anymore... Amazing how long the movie lasted at first, and how strong the video sales were, but it's as if everyone's grown tired of it.
Worst I ever saw on television is some something or other of the Apes on HBO - a soft porn movie that was on in the middle of the night. Even for it's category, it was absolutely aweful.
But, among the recognizable named movies, here's the plot of the what, without the special effects at the end, I think would have been the worst movie:
*boy wins trip on poker hand, seconds before ship departs.
*girl confused... doesn't want her current suitor.
*girl attempts suicide
*boy stops girl
*girl decides she loves boy (yeah, right... emotional basketcase falls in love in a day or two... it's called "boy takes advantage of girl")
*boy boinks girl
*boy framed by suitor
*ship sinks [Note: this is the only part of the movie worth watching]
*boy dies saving girl (incidentally, if friggin Kate would have stayed on the rowboat, what's his name would have survived on the wood)
It's like they decided "we have a 100 million dollar budget for this movie. Let's spend 99.9 million on special effects, and use the rest to hire someone to write a script."
Oh yeah: Titanic.
Weird... no one seems to mention it anymore... Amazing how long the movie lasted at first, and how strong the video sales were, but it's as if everyone's grown tired of it.
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