Worst Movie Ever!

[hoihtah]

this might be a repost... considering there are thousands of bad movies that pop-up every year.

when i saw movies like meteor man ... i thought for sure... that they can't go much lower...
but last night... i came to a new revelation.

it does get worse.

Halloween : Resurrection

it was one of those times... when you go to a theater not knowing what's playing.
and once you get there... all the other shows already started... except for this one... so you go see it.

man... it's the worst $9.00 i spent all year.

plots were bad.
acting couldn't be more stiffer.
everything about the movie was predictable.
it had blair witch's dizzying camera work.
this movie is basically what "the scary movie" made satire of. (another terrible movie)

by the first 10 mins of the movie, i felt dumb for sitting in the theater to watch this.

man... why do movie makers produce such crap?

 

[gopunk]

i thought english patient was the worst movie ever...

edit: omg, i can post! for whatever reason, it was acting like i was banned last night...

 

[spanky]

how about a thread for worst movie title? i would like to give that award to "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"

 

[pyonir]

Bad Girls is the worst movie ever.

 

[GT1999]

I thought Panic Room sucked. It has to be up there for being one of the worst movies I've ever seen....

 

[Michael1897]

no no no Zoolander sucked big time

 

[hoihtah]

Originally posted by: Geekish Thoughts
I thought Panic Room sucked. It has to be up there for being one of the worst movies I've ever seen....

i dare you to go see halloween.
you'll gain a new appreciation for panic room.

 

[bmacd]

Funny...i've seen the movie but though that this was going to be a Minority Reports thread.

All the movies sucked this summer...Borne Identity, Minority Reports, Insomniac, Halloween, um...can't remember what else me and my ex gf saw, but the only decent ones we saw were Mr. Deeds and Powerpuff Girls

-=bmacd=-

 

[Electric Amish]

The Blair Witch Project currently holds that spot, IMO.

amish

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
The Blair Witch Project currently holds that spot, IMO.

amish

Obviously, you've never seen the movie Speed 2

-=bmacd=-

 

[Pixelated]

Originally posted by: bmacd
Funny...i've seen the movie but though that this was going to be a Minority Reports thread.

All the movies sucked this summer...Borne Identity, Minority Reports, Insomniac, Halloween, um...can't remember what else me and my ex gf saw, but the only decent ones we saw were Mr. Deeds and Powerpuff Girls

-=bmacd=-

I really hope you're kidding... Powerpuff Girls??? I'm assuming you're a female and lesbian (hence the ex gf) and also 12 years old.

Worst movie of all time... Jurassic Park 3

 

[Murpheeee]

Originally posted by: hoihtah

it does get worse.

Halloween : Resurrection

LOL....I could say I would not go to see that movie even if you paid me.
You should have went home and spent your $9 on a rental movie and a 6 pack of beer !

 

[Pheran]

Originally posted by: bmacd
All the movies sucked this summer...Borne Identity, Minority Reports, Insomniac, Halloween, um...can't remember what else me and my ex gf saw, but the only decent ones we saw were Mr. Deeds and Powerpuff Girls

Hmmm... since I liked Minority Report and The Bourne Identity, and you are praising Mr. Deeds and Powerpuff Girls, I'm thinking your taste is extremely questionable.

 

[Beau]

A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY = w0rst m0vie evar!

 

[snow patrol]

The one about the end of the world where morgan freeman is the president. So bad i can't even remember the title!

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: Beau6183
A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY = w0rst m0vie evar!

omg...i LOVE that movie. And no, i'm not a lesbo, rather a nice looking 19 year old guy It honestly was the only decent movie this summer besides Mr. Deeds.

-=bmacd=-

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: bmacd

Originally posted by: Beau6183
A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY = w0rst m0vie evar!

omg...i LOVE that movie. And no, i'm not a lesbo, rather a nice looking 19 year old guy It honestly was the only decent movie this summer besides Mr. Deeds.

-=bmacd=-

a night at the roxbury came out this summer?

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: bmacd

Originally posted by: Beau6183
A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY = w0rst m0vie evar!

omg...i LOVE that movie. And no, i'm not a lesbo, rather a nice looking 19 year old guy It honestly was the only decent movie this summer besides Mr. Deeds.

-=bmacd=-

a night at the roxbury came out this summer?

Argh! i meant powerpuff girls was the only decent movie out this summer. A night at the roxbury still 0wned
-=bmacd=-

 

[hoihtah]

Originally posted by: Murpheeee

Originally posted by: hoihtah

it does get worse.

Halloween : Resurrection

LOL....I could say I would not go to see that movie even if you paid me.
You should have went home and spent your $9 on a rental movie and a 6 pack of beer !

yeah... if i had known it was going to be that bad... i'd have waited another 1 hr to see another movie.

but it was the only option that i had. other movies either already started or won't be starting for the next 1hr or so.

but yeah, i would like to pound those that made this movie.

 

[hoihtah]

Originally posted by: Michael1897
no no no Zoolander sucked big time

i loved zoolander.
if you don't like that sort of comedy...
at least you can appreciate the colorful cinematography.
very artsy.

halloween had none of winning quality.

 

[azazyel]

Gliter....

 

[Desslok]

Got you all beat! Battlefield Earth WOW that movie was so bad I am glad I only paid 3.50 to see it. It wasn't even worth that!

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: bmacd

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
The Blair Witch Project currently holds that spot, IMO.

amish

Obviously, you've never seen the movie Speed 2

-=bmacd=-

I saw that at one of those free test screenings. It was horrible. "Oh my god! 5 Knots! 4 Knots! 3 Knots!" Give me a break! People were laughing their asses off and leaving the test screening it was so bad.

 

[Pixelated]

Originally posted by: azazyel
Gliter....

I didn't know anybody even saw this movie to know that it was bad

 

[StageLeft]

Mulhulland Drive.

And don't say I "didn't get it.". I got it. It was garbage.