Worst movie ever?

[BrownShoes]

Dicks Out, Asses Out 18 3D was fantastic!

 

[BrownShoes]

I am going to say The Happening was the worst movie ever.
It fucking blew.
People were cursing at the end in the theater when I saw it.

 

[crashtestdummy]

The worst film I've ever seen was also the only one that's ever caused me physical pain. It was called wavelength, and I watched it as part of a film class. The entire film is a 45 minute zoom across a room. While this is happening, a tone plays in the background, starting at 100Hz, and slowly increasing to 10kHz. My head hurt something special by the end. I told the professor after class that if you took me to Guantanamo and made me watch that a few times, I'd tell him whatever he wanted to hear.

 

[SamQuint]

Over the Top (Sylvester Stallone arm wrestling move)

 

[kage69]

I recall The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen making me want to pistol whip a kitten.

Boondock Saints was also quite craptacular, I don't understand it's following at all.

Hudson Hawk almost erased the awesomeness of the original Die Hard for me...

 

[Wyndru]

By far....

Gerry

My wife made me watch this. Dudes wandering in a desert, that is the plot.

Horrible.

 

[Cerb]

Anything with Nick Cage, anything with Will Ferell, Adam Sandler, any Jude Apataw crap etc.

Matchstick Men? Wild at Heart? Fast Times? Raising Arizona? Little Nicky?

 

[pontifex]

any movie with will ferrell?

 

[D1gger]

Blair Witch ... I couldn't stand to even watch the cute chick with the camera bouncing around.

 

[wetech]

I despised Magnolia... it rained frogs... wtf.

Spy Hard was the only movie that made me walk out of the theater.

 

[mizzou]

10,000 b.c.

 

[dank69]

All you fools need to see Breaker! Breaker!

It's not even a contest. Woosta's videos have more production value.

 

[UncleWai]

I am going to say The Happening was the worst movie ever.
It fucking blew.
People were cursing at the end in the theater when I saw it.

This.
M. Night Shyt-a-man stole 20 bucks from me and then fucked me in the ass with this movie.

 

[dali71]

Leonard Part 6

 

[The_Dude8]

Water World.
Battlefield Earth

 

[zinfamous]

Transformers
Transformers 2
Bad Boys II
The Rock

etc...

 

[zinfamous]

This.
M. Night Shyt-a-man stole 20 bucks from me and then fucked me in the ass with this movie.

lol

 

[busydude]

Transformers
Transformers 2
Bad Boys II
The Rock

etc...

I thought The Rock was decent.. and The Island had potential, but thanks to MB.. it fell apart.

MB and the director who makes SAW movies.. would make top 5 worst directors in my list for sure.

 

[Rudee]

Any movie with Nicolas Cage in it.

 

[Eug]

Not sure if it's the worst, but it's definitely bad:

Incubus

The entire movie is in Esperanto, and has William Shatner in it. But because it has Shatner it, in some ways it's so bad it's good.

 

[50]

Legend of the Drunken Master

 

[reallyscrued]

Napoleon Dynamite.

/thread.

 

[RPD]

Wild wild west. I actually stopped it 10min in to return it. I've never done this with any other movie.

 

[dpodblood]

Johnny Mnemonic

 

[dpodblood]

The Rock was great, and if you don't like Kung Pow then your funny is broken.