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Worst movie ever??

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Originally posted by: fanerman91
Originally posted by: brunswickite
Ballistic: Eck vs Sever

I second that. I still can't get over how I paid $8 to see it... *sigh*

yea it scared me how bad that movie was, it was the only movie that got 0 percent fresh at rottentomatoes.com

lucky i rented it with a blockbuster gift card, still one of the most boring 2 hour of my life..
 
A friend and I wrote and mixed and performed the title song to the 1977 movie, Can I Do It 'Til I Need Glasses?, which is listed on several "Worst 100 Movies" sites, such as this one

It was Robin Williams first movie, and I think I had more time in the movie singing and playing than Robin had on screen. It was a terrible movie -- all the dirty jokes based on acting out all the "dirty" jokes you told in junior highschool. It's a funny song, but the movie really did suck. :Q.

It's also the only song I ever got on the radio, and then, it was The Doctor Dimento Show. The performing group, Whizbang, was me, Bob, his wife, Saba, and another actress from the show. 😀

Can I Do It 'Til I Need Glasses?
Words and Music by Harvey Rubens and Bob Vernoff

Verse 1:

Mama said she was alarmed,
When she caught me in the barn.
Now, you know she didn't come up from behind.

She said (Mama's voice) "That ain't the way I taugh ya.
It's a good thing that I caught ya.
Don't you know, if you don't stop it, you'll go blind?

Chorus:

Can I do it 'til I Need Glasses?
Can I stroke my spoke, can I fiddle my twiddly-dee?
I want to do it 'til the girls start making passes,
'Til I Need Glasses, just let me be.

Bridge:

When I'm feeling low, (Chorus) Where do you go?
Oooh, X-rated show. (Chorus) Wouldn't you know:
Oooh, Down in the front row, here I go.
(Chorus) You'll be blind by the time you count to
(with heavy breathing) 1, 2, 3 .....

Chorus:

Can I do it...

Verse 2:

Papa told me man to man,
(Papa) "You'll grow hair upon your hands.
If you don't stop, you know you'll lose your mind."
Now, maybe there's something to it,
But it feels so good to do it that when they say,
(Chorus) "If you don't stop it, you'll go blind." I say,

Chorus:

Can I do it..... 😎
 
Either "Down to You" or "Scary Movie 1/2". Both of those were terrible on such a level that I shudder to think about it.

 
"EYE OF THE BEHOLDER" - 2000

And

"Jeepers Creepers"

I almost fell asleep while watching "Eye of the Beholder". The story of Jeepers Creepers is stupid....

I think I am an easy-going person that likes practically any movies but these two movies are just horrible.
 
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