Worst line you've ever heard in a song?

[diskop]

B-O-B-B-Y-D-I-G-I-T-A-L

 

[schizoid]

This is a GREAT thread...some of my faves:

"I get stupid, shoot an arrow like cupid, I use a word that don't mean nuttin', like loopdid" - Humpty Dance. Ok, so he needs a word that rhymes, and he can't think of one, so he just makes one up? Nice.

"I'll be at the bar...with my head on the bar..." - The More You Ignore Me (Morissey). I keep thinking he should add to this one ("...and I'm a lawyer, and I just passed the bar, and this song is good, why don't you hum a few bars..." etc).

"You know the guy that operates the rouge river draw bridge at del ray and jefferson, fvck him!" - "Fvck the world". It's just funny in the context of the song.

"Well ya just heard my serve so here's my volley, I'll double up your pleasure, like Budros-Budros Galli". Not lame at all. The only recorded use of "Budros-Budros Galli" in the history of the world. And I know I'm butchering the name. Too lazy to look it up.

But the worst lyrics have got to be from those retarded emo bands that complain about suburban detachment and what not. Those are freakin' horrible.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Crrraaawwwwlllinnngggg in my skinnnnn.....These wounds, they will not heeaaallllllll

 

[cchen]

Originally posted by: AZGamer

Originally posted by: cchen

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: CripplerCrossface "I'm just kidding like Jason.... Unless u gonna do it" -Nelly

can i extend this to "any rap song"

What a stupid generalization.

Please, we're talking about music here, and we all know Rap isn't music, as it doesn't require talent.

Rap doesn't require talent? Are you crazy? Can you rap like 2pac or Snoop Dogg? Please, you don't even know what you're talking about.

 

[tallest1]

"Fagged out, thats you and me"

- Hot Limit (english)

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Please, we're talking about music here, and we all know Rap isn't music, as it doesn't require talent.

Rap doesn't require talent? Are you crazy? Can you rap like 2pac or Snoop Dogg? Please, you don't even know what you're talking about.[/quote]

Look at AZGamer's sig (and pretty much every post he has ever made), and you will get a good idea of his level of tolerance for the opinions of others. No doubt Pat Buchanan is not a big rap fan, either.

 

[sciencetoy]

Years ago I read that Richard Nixon liked rap. In the article he said that if rap had been around when he was young, he would have gone into the music biz and not politics.

Stupidest lyrics:
Some are fancy on the inside
Some are fancy on the outside
Everybody's fancy, everybody's fine
Your body's fancy and so is mine

Mr. Rogers

 

[StageLeft]

Anything by blink 182

 

[cchen]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Anything by blink 182

Ha true but some of their lyrics are funny as hell

 

[Platypus]

Couldn't post it without being banned

 

[Hoeboy]

"gettin' jiggy wit it...na na na na na"

and anything by pdiddy

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: cchen

Originally posted by: AZGamer

Originally posted by: cchen

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: CripplerCrossface "I'm just kidding like Jason.... Unless u gonna do it" -Nelly

can i extend this to "any rap song"

What a stupid generalization.

Please, we're talking about music here, and we all know Rap isn't music, as it doesn't require talent.

Rap doesn't require talent? Are you crazy? Can you rap like 2pac or Snoop Dogg? Please, you don't even know what you're talking about.

they just havent listen too much, i dont listen regularaly but i do have to say 2pac and snoop are defintely talented, most of the new guys are lame bmx and little bow dog

 

[finalfour]

altogether now:

8-6-7-5-3-0-9 by tommy tutone


Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
You give me something i can hold on to
I know you think I'm like the other before
Who saw your name and number on the wall

Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
8-6-7-5-3-0-9

Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me
You don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed

Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
8-6-7-5-3-0-9

I got it,I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it, I got it
For a good time, for a good time call

Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I called your number
8-6-7-5-3-0-9

Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: finalfour
altogether now:

8-6-7-5-3-0-9 by tommy tutone


Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
You give me something i can hold on to
I know you think I'm like the other before
Who saw your name and number on the wall

Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
8-6-7-5-3-0-9

Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me
You don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed

Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
8-6-7-5-3-0-9

I got it,I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it, I got it
For a good time, for a good time call

Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I called your number
8-6-7-5-3-0-9

Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you

you have 5 messages total and 1 of them was this?

 

[murphy55d]

Not really a line, but this:

Batman got on my nerves
He was running me amok
He ridiculed me calling me a bum

I wupped Batman's ass

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: murphy55d
Not really a line, but this:

Batman got on my nerves
He was running me amok
He ridiculed me calling me a bum

I wupped Batman's ass

Wesley willis owns your ass.

 

[aphex]

Worst and Best all at once...

See my sig.

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[SWirth86]

I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the fsck outta my way
I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the fsck over.

From apehxII's song.....

The slipknot one from vi_edit is pretty bad. Slipknot is weird.......

 

[diskop]

Originally posted by: Colt45

Originally posted by: murphy55d
Not really a line, but this:

Batman got on my nerves
He was running me amok
He ridiculed me calling me a bum

I wupped Batman's ass

Wesley willis owns your ass.

Wesley is the best singer/songwriter ever.

 

[LoveDoc]

I'd have to go with anything by Eminem...
But if you wanna get more specific listen to "Drips" on his new album... *Note*That song is not for the young or faint of heart*/note*